Greetings, Gasmii! I’m going to be completely honest. I didn’t get a chance to watch the Monday night episode of “DWTS.” I was driving home from PA. I only get to see my family every few months, and I wanted to be sappy and squeeze out every least second of this visit. I will definitely watch it in time to have a full recap up for you all on Thursday. For now, I’m just going to write what most likely happened and what I think should have happened.
Oh, yes, it’s ladies’ night…
Well, as usual on the first night of the “DWTS” finale, each couple recreates their favorite dance of the season. I’m willing to bet that Kelly and Val improved upon a dance, Melissa and Tony were perfect, and Derek and Shawn performed a dance meant to be a big “fuck you” to Len. Am I right? Please someone let me know! Also, it was freestyle night. These are always fun dances. However, this season, the couples are allowed to bring in other dancers. I’m looking forward to see that one.
Now, here’s what I think should have happened. First, Shawn and Derek just shouldn’t have been there. Instead, the producers should have swapped them out for Gilles and Peta or Apolo and Karina. My 83-year-old grandmother even hates Shawn and Derek. The first thing she said to me over Thanksgiving dinner was, “That ass hole Derek better not win!” My nana is kind of awesome.
Second, Kelly and Val should have just run away and eloped so they could come back and consummate their relationship on the dance floor. I bet “little Lenny” would give that a 10. With those two couples out of the way, Melissa and Tony will be the only couple to actually dance and be handed the mirror ball trophy without any voter say. The ‘gasm seems to want them to win. I think that’s good enough.
Thanks for dealing with this rather silly minicap, Gasmii. I just got home after a three and a half hour drive with my cat riding shotgun and crying the entire time. This minicap is the result of that. I’ll be back soon with the full recap. In the mean time, check out last week’s recap if you haven’t already!