By PennyDreadful | Tuesday, May 8, 2012 | 9:30 am | 7 Comments
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Posted in: Eden's World, Recaps

Howdy, Gasmii!  I was surprised at last night’s ep because I had no idea Camille Grammer a) had a thyroid problem; b) had adopted a daughter; and c) is now starring on Eden’s World after leaving RHOBH.  Thanks, Logo, for giving Camille a showcase!  I actually really like Camille so I am always excited to see her.

 

 Just one Synthroid away from being Camille’s twin. CamilleLite’s daughter, Zoey, is a competitive dancer who wants to do pageants to improve her stage presence.  She wins – not the Taco Bell Del Grande Chalupa al Fresco Grande, but the talent prize.  So . . . she wins for the exact same thing she’s already competing for?  Allrighty then.

Elsewhere, Eden auditions for an Off-Broadway play, with a director who seems to know what he’s talking about.  “Plastic” and “unreal” are two of the adjectives he uses to describe Eden’s “acting”.  Despite the producer passing on Eden, Mickie continues to believe that Eden has all the talent she needs; doesn’t need to take lessons; and will be the next Shirley Temple.

You even TRY to get on the Good Ship Lollipop and I’ll throw your a-s overboard! Also, continuing the trend we’ve seen in prior eps, we again get to see Mickie drunk.  Yay.  Not.

Much more in the full cap, coming soon!  Thanks for all your comments on these caps, they’re a ton of fun to read!

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 9:34 am

    PennyD, I’m speechless (as Eden should be) see ya soon.

  2. 2
    Closet fan
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I have a 12 year old son who was also adopted from Bogota, Colombia as a baby so I hope Zoey’s mother finds her way to this lovely snarky site. Looking forward to the full recap. We are all waiting for you to discuss Eden’s God given natural talents. We know she has them because Mickie says so.

  3. 3
    April
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Does anyone else notice how Eden is NEVER properly buckled in the car? Kids are not to put the seatbelt under their arm like she does. I am pretty sure she would still need to be in a belt positioning booster seat at her size. Great role modeling guys.

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Thank you for calling that one out, April. Calling ASPCA– I mean Child Protective Services! Some agency has to get that poor abused trained poodle away from Team Ego!

  5. 5
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 6:39 am

    OMG the blond was insane, was she high? Logo, seriously, cancel this mess. Did anyone else catch when Eden commented on Mickie’s breath? Me thinks Mickie is hitting the bottle a little too regularly!!!
    Perhaps she is too drunk to see that Eden is cute, but she needs ACTING LESSONS!!!! Deal with it MW!

  6. 6
    ash1
    Posted May 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Jesus, no one sneak up on this lady, I think she’d ACTUALLY die! I’ve never seen such a nervous grown woman before. PTSD, anyone?

    No headshot/no resume? Looks like Heather’s sleeping on the couch tonight!

  7. 7
    ash1
    Posted May 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Why was Heather walking around with wrapped crowns? Is she actually running this pageant? No conflict of interest there…

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