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Howdy, Gasmii! We’re over the halfway mark, this was ep 5 out of 8. I for one can’t wait until the final ep so I can move on to my next exciting Gasm assignment – more on that in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, last night’s ep certainly was filled with snark-worthy
moments scenes the entire ep.
In that ep we witnessed something that was so shocking, so upsetting, so deleterious to the fabric of society — in short, someone actually cast Eden in a scripted TV show. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot times infinity.
Let that sink in, people. Cast someone who cannot act, shows no emotion, “reads” her lines by shouting, can’t remember her lines – including in the audition, has no theatrical training at all, and also by her own admission, cannot read. This must be stunt casting, like when Lohan shows up on Glee. Or is it her displaying what Shparkle calls “the talent God gave her”?
Who thinks Eden will be fired either a) for one/all the reasons above or b) Shparkle Babee, ’cause you know she won’t be content to sit on the sidelines?
Speaking of our favorite drunk, she was in her usual form last night. As was Cutabitch.
And there was a mother/daughter pageant featuring this week’s mentees. Guess who won. Just guess.
Much more in the full recap, including: when I learned to read, and what I was reading at age 6; why a future in porn seems more and more Eden’s future, given where she says her talent lies; why “Lisa” and “Donna” need to find an Al-Anon meeting right away; and why Lady Gaga may need to change the lyrics to Born This Way.
See you soon!
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