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Howdy, Gasmii! This week we were
back in never left Hattiesburg to see Samantha a/k/a Sammi and her mother Lori. Lori doesn’t want Sammi to continue in pageants since Lori is getting so much bashing on the pageant boards. Some of those folks will be at the pageant on Saturday. I suspect she gets bashed because she is in turn a basher. Permittez moi d’introduire la bouilloire pour le pot.
Eden then records Country Queen – remember that delightful song from the first ep? – in a “recording studio” which seems to be somebody’s rec room. Klassy.
Later, Heather and Andrew have yet another argument. In the course of the argument, Heather says “adultery could kick a shark’s a-s”. I ran the program back 3 times and kept hearing “adultery”. Even for this program, that’s one hell of an odd statement. Then I tried closed captioning, and she was actually saying “a dolphin”. A dolphin can kick a shark’s a-s? Marine biologist Gasmii*, is this true? I’ll do some research for the full recap. Because as always, the Gasm is about entertaining – and educating.
In NYC, Eden meets with the owners of Beach Bum Tanning to consider becoming a spokesperson. Then she meets with some designer named Adagio. Or Asiago. He’s inspired, BTW, by God and Love.
Then we hear the first mention of the “purple cow theory”. That’s something Stephen Hawking is working on, right?
Back in MS, Andrew makes an a-s of himself again, he and Heather get into it – yes, again – Lori wins a prize, and Shparkle shares where her loyalties lie.
Full recap up in a few days, just in time for your long weekend. I will include further dolphin discussion, some of the lyrics to Country Queen, an in-depth analysis of the “purple cow theory” (which is not a theory, because Shparkle doesn’t know what that word means), and in response to popular demand, a shot of Heather’s designer outfit, in particular those beige pants – and much more.
We’d be so happy if you spend the weekend with us here at the Gasm. Show your patriotism by laughing at fellow Americans! It’s the American way.
*Have you noticed that in every recap I call upon a segment of the Gasmii population that likely does not exist? Coroners, astrophysicists, marine biologists . . . well, some of them must like to visit this site, right? Right?
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