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Howdy, Gasmii and welcome to a brand new series starring America’s Sweetheart, the multi-faceted talent powerhouse Eden Wood.
In the first ep, we didn’t get to know Eden because it’s assumed we already know who she is. She has fans, people. We did get to know her mother, Mickie; her manager, Heather; and her publicist, Andrew. Heather and Andrew hate each other. Andrew is a little . . . high-strung. Mickie is her usual (I say “usual” due to her appearances on Toddlers & Tiaras) delusional self. I counted 3 times – in a half-hour ep – that she cried. Oy. And the desperation to cut some kind of a deal for Eden? Oh, so palpable.
As for Eden, she supposedly coached another pageant contestant – although we never saw any coaching – and auditioned for a recording contract. How did that go, you may ask? Let me just say Kim Zolciak can sleep easy tonight. Because she’s freaking Maria Callas compared to Eden’s “song stylings”.
Much more in the full recap! And if you haven’t seen this ep yet, I recommend hitting mute when Eden starts to sing. Otherwise you’ll have blood spurting from your ears, just like I did.
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