Minicap: Famous Food

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By TheNooch | Monday, July 18, 2011 | 1:00 pm | 3 Comments
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scary ladyWatching celebrities try to start up a new restaurant is like watching The Little Rascals trying to hold a meeting; it’s adorable how hard they try but at the end of the day they’ll never get that new tree house built.

This week’s challenge: Designing the interior of the restaurant.

Since no one has pried Danielle’s claws off the checkbook yet, she fells the need to tell everyone how to spend the money, on wine tasting lunches for the “restaurant”.  But only her and Heidi, everyone else needs to use their status to get as many free things as possible.

Vinnie doesn’t understand this concept as he has just hired 3 men to clean the place for $300. That’s WAY more than free. He’s on Danielle’s shit list.

Jake thinks he can sell anything with his smile, but Brock Taylor, the designer, is not buying the picnic idea. Brock’s opinion of the picnic concept gives Danielle a lady boner for him.

You know who she does not have a lady boner for? Ashley. You know who else she does not have a lady boner for? Vinnie. You know who she’s losing her lady boner for? Heidi. Danielle can’t keep it up for anybody.

To find out who she hates the most, tune in for the full recap. To check out the recap for last week’s epi, click here.

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    someguy
    Posted July 18, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    This show would go so much better if they just do what Danielle tels/orders them to do.I mean she kidnapped a guy , threaten him and was very much involved in a major cocaine operastion.Plus she knows how to handle money after her work as stripper/Pro Ho .She knows what she is doing.The other people have to know that.
    I think VH1 will be getting thank you cards from her d’s kids for taking her away for a bit/If she gets the job it might even save her childre.Big picture here folks,
    Great mini recap your take on this show and wit are the only reason to watch

  2. 2
    TheNooch
    Posted July 18, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Thank you Someguy!
    I agree that everyone should listen to Danielle. However, I really hope that Ashley’s picnic idea takes off, just to piss Danielle off and to prove she can have success “on her feet”.

  3. 3
    LAC
    Posted July 19, 2011 at 8:50 am

    Does Danielle ever have any other reaction than victim? She is so tiresome and while Ashley is hardly polly pure, that old heiffa was displaying her square titted wares two months ago at Scores. Please stop fronting, you old whore…

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