Minicap: Famous Food


By TheNooch | | 9:31 am | 0 Comments

121109Ashley55VW.JPGIt’s time to get to business! Sexy business!

Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and the Dolce Group feels the need to celebrate the fact that the place hasn’t burned to the ground, yet. This is a major coup for the celebretards and they need positive reinforcement for this kind of behavior.

It seems like they’ve rewarded the celebs too soon, as they find out about little messes all over the restaurant; i.e., Ashley’s fuckfest with her honeybun in NY, DJ Paul’s death threat and Danielle’s general evilness. Bad celebs! We leave you alone for 10 minutes!

They each receive a sound whap of the newspaper on their plastic noses and a stern warning.

When Ashley is done with her tantrum she comes back and has a talk with the other celebs where she reveals that she was a whore a hooker a homewrecker. She then goes fishing for compliments and gets a few little bites, but then Danielle the shark tears the rod out of her dainty little hooker hands. For once I am on Danielle’s side. Does this mean I’m turning to the dark side?

Today’s task: Develop the menu with the chef.

But wait! More drama? It seems as if the interior designer has run with picnic idea and ruined the floor plan of the restaurant. Guess he has to go return those 7 foot bronze sculptures of Yogi and BooBoo.

For more drama stayed tuned for the full recap. You best believe there’s more drama.

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