Minicap: Famous Food

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be inside a lemon basket icon or do they just want the words Lemon Basket? Four days later they are still arguing over whether or not Ashley is a whore.

Danielle can’t let go of the fact that Lonnie and Mike didn’t like her 2-star Italian recipes, so she brings in Chef Clark to prove that her dishes are delicious. Apparently Chef Clark is the only one who can cook these dishes properly. Also, she makes a great lesbian lover and Danielle does not want to rock the boat.

After Danielle shares the news that she is going to force Chef Clark in this restaurant in any way she can, even if it means Chef Clark is going to sleep in the pantry and make her dishes in the dark using a hot plate and a headlamp, she goes home early.

Once the wicked witch is gone, the little elves, i.e., the other celebretards who AREN’T obsessed with Chef Clark, get right to work, making an actual menu that doesn’t have any “ala Danielles”.

Heidi, Ashley and Jake make a huge mistake by going behind Danielle’s back to plan out the entire menu and meet with Chef Greg about which dishes have potential. Then the little munchkins decide to go a step further by going to the bank and having checks made so they can have access to the account. Congratulations celebretards! You figured out how banks work!

If you think that Danielle would be so pissed by someone going behind her back and taking some of the money out of the budget that she would rip out their arms, dip them in barbeque sauce and eat them like a pair of chicken wings, you would be correct.

To see what else the celebretards fucked up, tune in for the full recap! And to check out the last cappy, click here.