Minicap: Famous Food

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By TheNooch | Thursday, August 11, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 1 Comments
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oh no she didn'tUh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news is, if they can’t foot the bill at the end of the day, they have their choice of two hookers who can wrangle in the rest of the cash.

Ashley is celebrating because Mike and Lonnie named her the best sexual restaurant partner of the group. This is a crushing blow for Danielle who, in her hay day, was able to lure in dozens of guys with her homemade porn videos. Her new strategy for attention: Feigning sickness. Maybe if she makes everyone believe that she’s sick, people will be more sympathetic to her and will allow her to boss them around the way they should be bossed.

Wah wah wah. The “sickness” you’re feeling, is the sickness of defeat. Danielle should be used to it by now.

The only thing I have learned from this show is that celebrities are attention whore that are absolutely inept with money. Wait, I already knew that.

Stay tuned for the full recap where I detail the rise and fall of the magnificent evil that is Danielle Staub. To check out last week’s cappy while you wait, click here.

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One Comment

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    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Danielle is an awful C U nex Tuesday. She makes a hooker and Heidi Montag seem likeable.

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