Minicap: Famous Food


By TheNooch | | 11:34 am | 2 Comments

f-u!I can’t believe these celebs are STILL trying to open up this restaurant! I totally thought they would’ve given up when they found out real work was involved and it wasn’t all about finding out which side of your face the camera loves.

Today the celebs are excited because they are getting the new sign installed! Even though they aren’t the ones installing it they still take alllllllll the credit.

Danielle is finally in a good mood, basking in the glory of the gold star she received from Mike and Lonnie. But Jake is sweating it! The building inspector came and red tagged the whole building because Scott, the interior designer, is in San Diego with their permits. And it’s all Jake’s fault!

While the restaurant is red tagged Mike and Lonnie take the opportunity to resolve some issues with the troublesome cast. To resolve the “issues”, they have the whole cast work at their other restaurant “Geisha House” for a night. The restaurant made negative dollars that night.

But two celebretards are missing! Ashley could not get through another night without getting boned so she had to make a booty call and Juicy J just don’t care! It’s 420!

The only thing that brings Juicy J back to work is a visit from the mixologist.

To see what drinks the celebs mixologist came up with stay tuned for the full recap! Click here for last week’s recap!

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    losangeles1993
    Posted August 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Anyone else think Ashley is still hooking? Her so called boyfriend is probably a john.

  2. 2
    truthsquad
    Posted August 19, 2011 at 6:07 am

    Hey Danielle! Right back at ya!

    Now go and try and suck some more publicity from Russell’s suicide, you pathetic fame whore….

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