Everyone knows that Brittany is special, but this episode of Glee goes the extra mile to show just how special by having her elect Kurt as President Unicorn. Unicorns are fabulous and Kurt is uberfabulous, hence he is the president.
According to Brittany, unicorns are just horses that do good deeds and are then rewarded with a horn and the ability to poop out cotton candy. How she graduated from middle school is a mystery to me.
Mr. Shu comes up with the great idea to have a Booty Camp after school so the kids can learn to shake it, Mike can get more dialogue in an episode and Mercedes can find a reason to be sassy.
Rachel complains about how the Booty Camp will take attention away from her musical. But don’t worry, she gets the attention back when her birth mother, Shelby, comes back to teach at McKinley high. Finally, more mother/daughter performances! It looks like the producers are finally taking the advice of my strongly worded letters.
The drama continues with the Quinn/Puck/Shelby/Baby-they-gave-up combo. Apparently this is the source of Quinn’s angst, yet she manages to blame all her problems on Glee club. Come episode 3 Quinn will be begging Glee to take her back. She just loves the “abuse”.
To see what wacky turns the plotline takes, stay tuned for the full recap!