Minicap: Hawaii Five-0

Right, like I’m gonna waste a McRib picture in the minicap…I gotta give you SOME reason to come back for the real thing, right?

Whoa, boy, are you guys gonna love this episode! I mean, LOVE it. Why, you ask? The mutha fuckin’ McRib is McBACK!

So, let’s see. Back to the beginning. Some dude gets shot, then strapped to a chair and dumped in the swimming pool. The home was thrashed, shit was stolen, and aside from the murder this has all the signs of a wave of home invasions in the area, so that’s the path these investigations start down. They’re pretty quick to nail the home invaders, who give a pretty rock-solid alibi for the murder, so it seems that someone was a shameful opportunist and used those burglaries to cover up the murder. Along the way, they learn the victim (major restaurateur) had a charity side-project for underprivileged youth, leading to yet another few suspects. We’ll leave the punchline for the real recap…just because.

Also, Locke shows up at his house, and Wo Fat just happens to be waiting on him. Locke gets the hell beat out of him, but manages to knock Wo Fat down in the struggle, and poof! Wo Fat vanishes like a damn ninja. When Locke and McG show up at the old Japanese guy’s house (remember him from last season?), he’s dead, and had been tortured, so they know Wo Fat did it! Kinda glad he’s back, I won’t lie.

Ok, so, the last little bit, and the part you’ll love. In the hunt for the murderer, McG gets in a tussle with some guy who’s fighting against Chuck Liddel for charity the following day and breaks his shoulder or something. So, yeah. You get about 60 glorious seconds of McRib. Good grief…is it hot in here, or is it just McG?