Minicap: Hawaii Five-0

Last night on Hawaii Five-0, they teased us with the possibility of replacing Boomer with some Taylor Swift chick, but…let’s be honest, I think we all know Boomer isn’t going anywhere. Because I’d probably have to jump off my balcony, and we all know the writers wouldn’t want that. Right? RIGHT?!?

Let’s see, so tonight’s Hawaii Five-0 features a 15 year old girl who was adopted or something. She wins some paddleboard competition, goes into a tent to change, and gets kidnapped! I mean, cool on her and all, but we all know that a paddleboard champion isn’t nearly prestigious enough to get kidnapped. McG sticks Taylor Swift with the family while he and the boys work the case. I mean, I’m sure this is no surprise to any of you, because you all remember how Boomer was sidelined as the sammich bitch for the first half of last season. Poor thing. Well, Danno DID request that McG not get her shot or blown up, so maybe he’s just doing his best to actually do as Danno requests.

Boomer gets a special visit at her house from IA. Seems like they’re hurrying up on her trial. I’m not scared. We all know she’ll be around for a while.

Our boys get a lead on a guy who’s a bit og a creeper on facebook and the likes. They find a voicemail he left for some way-too-young girl to meet him at a diner, and McG and Taylor Swift go to scope it out. The creeper never shows up, but the young lady does. They find out that the creeper was actually an extractor, or a guy who comes to rescue people that are stuck in cults. Whoops. The pieces start coming together when the extractor is found murdered! The girl was kidnapped by a cult that she was born into, because she had a heart condition and would have died if she didn’t get treatment!

So McG and Danno and Taylor head out to the commune…on HORSEBACK!. They shoot all of the armed folk on the combine but one, who tells them that the guy who runs the combine is taking her to his airplane, so McG takes off solo on his horse. He saves the girl, but lets an amazing stunt opportunity die in the process. So sad.

There’s celebrating, and then the phone rings. IA has decided that Boomer is guilty, and has officially removed her from the force! Still, though…we know she’ll be around. Oh, also, Special K tells McG that her fiancee may actually be alive!! Weird…she’s getting out of H50 I guess, but don’t we know she’s running into Wo Fat’s evil arms!

***To read last week’s recap, click here.