MiniCap: Hell’s Kitchen

Last week Ramsay asked the women’s team to volunteer one of their own to go to the men’s team. Montell Jordan was happy to roll with the team he has… he would have FOR SURE shown Ramsay that this is just how they do it. Alas, Ramsay wants symmetry and they’re going to get a woman whether they like it or not. Carrie volunteers — but Ramsay decides on a younger blonde (story of his wife’s life) and sends Natalie the Trophy Chef instead.

For the team challenge Blue and Red are tasked with sending pasta and paninis to hungry Mommy and Me group. They’re less effective than an Easy Bake Oven and the men walk away with the win, again. Red is left to assemble a playground for family night the following night. They get an early jump on fighting and all of the women take on Carrie who is accused of hovering over them and adding no value to the team.

No one likes your face…

During the dinner service the morale is low and the women’s team falls apart despite the full proof plan — “we write things down”.

On Blue, Natalie has imparted the wisdom of order and lists and everyone takes the strategy to heart, even Tommy only screws up once after he tattoos the recipe for marinara sauce on his forehead.

Despite some STUPID missteps by the men — the FAIL of the night belongs to the women. They cook tickets that don’t exist, forget they have a fish station, scream more than a squad of meth-addicted cheerleaders. Ramsay decides to have them go table to table and apologize to the starving children in the dining room. They’re kicked out and Red takes its first loss during dinner service. Full recap is on the way, so check back later this week!