Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Recaps

By PopePhilly | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 | 12:45 am | 13 Comments
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Posted in: Hell's Kitchen, Recaps

Well, Gasmii, it’s the beginning of the end of this long, crazy journey called “Hell’s Kitchen.” Before we get to the actual finale, we have to find out who the final two contestants are. It should come as no surprised to anyone that the final two ended up being who we all predicted for weeks! I’ll give you a hint. The person NOT going the the FINALE will probably YELL awkwardly about being ELIMINATED!!!!

What DO you MEAN inside VOICE? 

The first part of the season finale involves Penn and Teller, the finalists’ families, and an appearance by the past contestants, including Meth Mouth McGee Robyn. The kitchen really was a little too sane the last few weeks. I guess we had to pack some more crazy in there.

Now, when it comes to the full recap, I want to leave it up to you, readers! Would you prefer that I do two separate recaps or would you rather wait a little longer and get one big recap? I’m OK with either option, so I’m letting majority rule. Let me know in the comments!

In the mean time, check out last weeks’ recap if you haven’t.

PopePhilly

Aside from making fun of reality television on a weekly basis, PopePhilly is a legal assistant by day and avid kickball player by night (well, at least on Thursdays). On the nerd front, she is an active member of the forensic speech and debate community. She spends her time judging at tournaments throughout the country and serving on the board of directors for the West Chester University alumni chapter of Pi Kappa Delta (yes, speech nerds get to pretend to be cool by having Greek letters).

13 Comments

  1. 1
    nashuaf
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 2:37 am

    This was just one hour of filler and, if you’ve every watched the show before, zero surprises. Oh, gosh, their final challenge is at a big event! Oh, gosh, they have to pick their brigade! Oh, gosh, their families show up!

    No need to recap that waste of broadcast time.

  2. 2
    Sharon
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Clemenza… dug in his ear… with his pen… wiped iton his shirt.

    Now folks, I know that they edit things to get the most drama/whatever… but… SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And, I am so glad they showed that little nastiness of Clemenza throwing his apron on the floor, stepping on it and then tying it up and pulling it around to the front of his nasty body. I told someone about that and they said that I saw it incorrectly. I was hoping that was the case… but, no. They showed it again and my poor old 61 year old eyes had not lied to me.

    Who needs roaches in your kitchen when that 375 pound hunk of vermin is there?

  3. 3
    BlueCanary
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:09 am

    I was laughing so hard when they picked their brigades. You could see the drama starting to manifest as the group got smaller and smaller. You know that Patrick (yay, Patrick! He’s still my favorite.) getting picked so early was a shock to everyone who outlasted him in the competition, and just watching those left get more and more pissed was so funny.

    I didn’t know it was possible for Robyn to look more unhinged, but she did. And Clemenza looked sweatier, which I REALLY didn’t think was possible. As much as Christina had the hard choice on that last pick, I think she made the right decision.

  4. 4
    Deb J
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:37 am

    two short ones

  5. 5
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Sharon-do they allow people as old as you on these sites? Jeez-I mean, don’t you need a club to press the keys down? Is it true you sleep on a bear skin rug? Just kidding.Saber tooth tigers-were they really scary?
    “But seriously-have you hugged your skin tags today?”
    There were only 4 contestants-Christina,Dana,Barbie,and Douchebag Justin (note-whiten your teeth).
    Robyn is possibly a female in a man’s body.Clemenza’s a deluded slob.( Or as my husband says,”doesn’t he know he’s on camera? “And as I said, Does he look like a person who cares?” )
    Patrick-praying by the bedside? So embarrassing.
    Kimmie- I find her salvageable,in a meaty,weepy sort of way. And if push comes to shove-and it will,it will, please can she sit on Robyn? I can’t remember the names anymore. There was the crazy one who thought he was charming and amusing so he didn’t have to cook-so wrong. Then there was Royce? White Bread and bologna Guy-what I call anyone who looks like he fits right in to Iowa. WBABG. So sure he could cook. Mommy must have given him an Easy Bake Oven. When will he learn to turn it on?
    I want Christine to win MC. and Christina to win HK. Down with men. Please? I wouldn’t mind men winning
    -if they were guys like Frank or Ben-Mr. Pumpkin. But it’s always the boastful ones who have to “beat the bitches.” If that nice cowboy guy had won-would you mind? He was dedicating the effort to his sister. Sorry-I can’t think of any half-way nice guys on HK.

  6. 6
    Sharon
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    @ KartofflMuter
    You are so bad for that, you lil’ whipper-snapper! You kids stop paying on my lawn! DAMITALL!

    Please, someone… ANYONE… help me… after last night’s episode I had such bad nightmares… Clemenza was chasing me with a dirty Q-Tip and Robyn was in the back-ground yelling over and over, “B@LLS TO THE WALL!!!!!!! B@LLS TO THE WALL!!!!!!!”

    (I heard that phrase about 937 times in last night’s show. Okay… I am over your b@lls, people.)

  7. 7
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    @Sharon, don’t you believe it. We have had KM’s bio in every site she has graced. She and her Man-of-a-Thousand-Degrees were married some time during the Cooledge Administration.

    You’re just a kid.

  8. 8
    Sharon
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I knew it! She was mentally trying to trip me like a cow!

  9. 9
    Sharon
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    TIP me… damitall!!!!!!!!!

  10. 10
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    So, I’m not sure why I thought that the second half of the finale would be tonight. This will be two different recaps for last night and next week.

  11. 11
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Oh PPhilly, the more to enjoy you with! I’m just sorry Gordie doesn’t strip in the kitchen the way he does in the hotels.

    For your sake, of course.

  12. 12
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Naked Gordon would be nice. However, this will be my last recap. The 2nd part of the finale will probably be covered by BlueCanary. We’ve just been rotating here at the end since they’ve changed the schedule all around.

  13. 13
    Pawesl
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    I find it interesting that that Hog Tiffany did not return when Royce and Patrick were kicked off before her

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