Minicap: Hollywood Exes

Recaps

By Jane and Blanche | Wednesday, July 4, 2012 | 11:44 pm | 0 Comments
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Hola Gasmii! We hope you all had a safe and happy holiday! Jane hit the bottle pretty hard so the recap should be interesting tomorrow.

Big shout out to Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live for asking Mayte the funniest interview question we’ve seen to date- “What was it like living with Prince, did y’all share clothes?” Pure awesomeness.

What we’ll cover tomorrow…

Jessica spends most of the episode dickmatized over Jose.

Sheree opens a can of Whoop Ash on Terrell because all the driving is taking a physical toll.

Nicole gets humped and buys beads from a man in van down by the river.

Mayte and Andrea just want to dance, watch dolphins and cry.

They’re giving us drama little by little and we still can’t decide who we like best, or least.

Have a fabulous day and come back tomorrow for our full recap- we promise to be very thorough!

We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

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