Minicap: MasterChef

Recaps

By Dangerously | Tuesday, August 2, 2011 | 9:00 am | 1 Comments
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02.13 - 08 - suzy

Last night on MasterChef was another team challenge. Hooray, go-team-go, rah-rah, all that good stuff. Team captains, if you’ll recall, were Hooch and Born Again. And this episode serves as another solid reminds that, man…Hooch is fuckin’ crazy. I mean, this-bitch-will-stab-you-with-a-rolling-pin crazy. The challenge this week is to cook out for 200 snotty, squealing, screaming, smelly, stupid kids. Oh, and there’s a catch…no beef, no potatoes. So Hooch’s team makes chicken nugget sliders, which Gordie shits all over, but Hooch sticks to her guns. Christian’s team makes turkey burgers and apples with caramel sauce. Bastage scoffs at the apples. Probably because they’re shinier than his head.

So, as would be expected, one team loses. Guess which one? Well, I’m not gonna tell you here. The losing team, though, enters the toughest pressure test ever. For now, at least. Until next week, when I’m sure there’ll be another MasterChef superlative challenge. But as of this episode, this cheese souffle is the hardest challenge yet. Only one of the contestants bothers to make a second batch. This challenge is also the curve-ballsiest. I’ll give you a chance to watch it, and do my best to recap it in all it’s glory.

Dangerously

Dangerously is a Southern boy misplaced in windy Chicago. He spends most of his time wandering around Chicago hoping for a random encounter with Graham Elliot...(I bet that guy gives the best hugs!).

One Comment

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    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted August 2, 2011 at 10:10 am

    You don’t have to spoil who the losing team was since Fox spoiled it all over the place. First with the coming attractions at the end of the last episode and the preview at the beginning of this episode. And this wasn’t even the first one that spoiled it. I guess they really do think their viewers are cats with no long term memory.

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