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Alright, last night was the third and final day of post-audition auditions for this season’s MasterChef. How’d it go? Well, mostly like the rest. You know…some wins, some losses, lots of crying, the judges flex their dick muscles…
That needs to be rephrased, but it won’t happen.
The real question is, do I find another pony? I know that’s all you guys really care about here, right?
So, it seems that most of the contestants got aprons prior to today, but that doesn’t mean that there weren’t still a few left to give out to the worthy contestants. Of course, things progressed…weirdly…you know, the couple of early successes, a streak of failures, a big failure or two, a streak of winners, and then there are more failures, followed finally by the last contestant, who always gets through. And…
I think I may have picked a second pony. I know you guys care