Minicap: MasterChef

Recaps

By Dangerously | Wednesday, July 6, 2011 | 6:00 am | 9 Comments
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Last night on Masterchef, well, there was still just more of the same. Ya know, started with a mystery box, though this time there was a twist. No meat! Yikes! Veggies only, and…well…not everyone knew wtf to do with only veggies. The judges got pretty brutal with some of their criticism. Out of nowhere, a new rivalry ignites. Born Again Christian and Cammy all of a sudden hate each other. Also, Christian suddenly turns into thrice the dick that Nazi Max was. How did this happen?!? Also, Suzy yet again stays in the middle of the pack. Good times. But really, the main draw of this episode…

01.08-21-Whit-staredown

Holy fucking shit she came back! I was going to try to hold off on spoiling the secret in the minicap, but…I mean, seriously, do you think there’s the slightest chance that I could contain myself when I saw this?!? I CALLED people, man…people who don’t even watch the show!

So the elimination test involved our minichefs having to recreate one of the dishes from her new cookbook! And, yet again…well, some people really missed the spot. Whitney, however, never misses the spot. Except she was literally on screen for like 1 minute. Total. That made me sad. But we’ve shaped up nicely for the next team challenge, so at least that’s good.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    LAC
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 8:31 am

    I knew you would be excited about Whitney coming back! LOL!!

    I think this show needs some downtime filmed as well. How do these rivalries begin and what turns the folks into rabid douches? Suzy is a different story – I laugh an evil laugh every time that twit gets overlooked on her dishes. Her pouty face has to be a screenshot! :)

  2. 2
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:10 am

    I’m a generally non-violent guy, and I know it’s wrong, but I seriously want to hit Suzy every time she talks. Just “I’m so great. I am awe— BAM!!!” right in the mouth.

  3. 3
    Dangerously Dangerously
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I think you mean “POW! Right in the kisser!”

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:21 am

    I’ll go against the grain and say that I don’t think Christian was that bad. He got twitchy when he was criticized and sassed Gordon while defending his dish, which is what we expect on TC, and engaged in some competitive trash talking in his talking heads, but he isn’t and will never be, Suzy or Max or even Christine.

  5. 5
    kesthemess
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:58 am

    @dangerously I actually thought about you being super excited last night when Whitney showed up on the screen! Glad to see I was not far off the mark!

  6. 6
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 11:32 am

    “I think you mean “POW! Right in the kisser!””

    Nope. I won’t waste a Ralph Kramden on Suzy.

    Is it just me, or are they trying to make us hate EVERYONE this season? Right now, the only person I like is Speedmetal Derrick. The rest of the “inoffensive” people are so bland that I don’t remember they exist until they show up on the screen.

    This episode also didn’t have nearly enough Hooch. I want her to win, because I want a copy of her cookbook. I know it isn’t a prize this time, but I already have a few title options: “Recipes I Learned from the Voices in my Head” or “101 Ways to Cook that Asian Bitch Who Threw You Under the Bus”

  7. 7
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 11:45 am

    When they showed the “parting clips” of the person who was eliminated today, I thought “He/she was there? I didn’t even notice!”

    Not intentionally using Scrubs again, but it reminded me of the episode where they retroactively put Kim into a lot of JD’s big moments on the show (found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nrTsbhqMqk).

    I could just see the Masterchef people sitting the loser in front of a green screen saying “You just did well. Jump up and down!” and then pasting that person in to other scenes.

  8. 8
    nyccookie
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Maybe I missed something, and please tell me if I have, but what happened to Drunk Christine???

  9. 9
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    “Maybe I missed something, and please tell me if I have, but what happened to Drunk Christine???”

    After she went all certifiable last week, her nickname got changed to “Hooch”… Because Hooch is crazy (it’s a reference from Scrubs. Find the link under Ramsay’s picture in the last recap). She’s still around. Just insane.

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