I guess that the powers that be at Bravo were paying attention to my recaps, because we start this episode with a visit to Grandma Edith!!!!! I usually hate multiple exclamation points, but she deserves them. That’s pretty much the best part of the episode. So, let’s just let that sink in for a little while.
Let’s just take this in for a little while.
Be sure to have lots of alcohol ready. Once again, we hanging out with a bunch of sellers who think their properties are worth a lot more than they actually are. I’m only 20 minutes into this episode and I’m feeling it!
JA’s douche levels are at an all time high. I guess there was a meeting over at Bravo where someone said, “Well, we’re giving PopePhilly some quality Grandma Edith time. JA needs to really play this up so she’s good and pissed off by the end of the episode.” Also, Mikey and JA can’t figure out how walkie-talkies work. I also really need them both to stop singing about selling houses. We get to spend some time with Heather and JA shopping for ties. We actually get to see JA buy the ties with fucking guns on them.
Camillo, Madison’s client, is pissed that Madison hasn’t found him a house yet. I agree with Madison when he says that Camillo isn’t being too fair. I don’t really think you can blame your real estate agent if a property with certain specifications just doesn’t exist. Camillo is looking to flip a house and get a 20% profit on it. If that isn’t there, then it isn’t there.
In sad news, Madison’s dog, Rex, passed away. I’m not even going to make fun of this. My heart really does go out to him. In my 28 years of life, I’ve lived only one month without a pet. They really are the embodiment of unconditional love. I honestly hope that Madison is doing OK. I’m now going to go hug Lindsey (Her Royal Highness, Queen of My Apartment) very hard.
Come back soon for the full recap. In the mean time, make sure you check out last week’s recap.