Minicap: Millionaire Matchmaker

Holla, ‘Gasmii!  I don’t speak Spanish, so that really is a valid and genuine holla, not a typo.  Are you as excited about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday as I am?  This is my FAVORITE time of the year. Everything’s dead and dark and cold, but you hole up with your family and drink too much and pass out watching stupid shit on TV. It really doesn’t get better than that.

All this to say, instead of sitting hunched over my computer on Thanksgiving to write my Millionaire Matchmaker recap, I’ll be drinking too much and passing out after dinner, probably while my family’s trying to coerce me into playing Apples to Apples. There are 40 of us this year, in a house that would comfortably house 15 passed out people, so I may be propped up against a tree outside. But it’ll be great no matter where I end up.

But let’s talk about the episode for a second!  It was actually a good episode this week!  Don’t you agree?  Patti became the millionaire to be matched. “Mama wants a mixer.”  Destin, Rachel, and two of Patti’s friends put Patti through her own paces, through the initial evaluation to the mixer to the mini-dates and master date(s).

And Patti was actually likeable for most of it!  And there was certainly a moment or two of good TV, even if the good AND bad moments both had me squirming with embarrassment.

So, this weekend, come back and read the full recap. You won’t regret it! Plus, you’ll need a break from all the Christmas movie marathons and frenzied shopping.  Right?!  In the meantime, you can check out my previous recap here.