Minicap: Millionaire Matchmaker Reunion!

Recaps

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 | 10:00 am | 1 Comments
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Posted in: Millionaire Matchmaker, MiniCaps, Recaps

G’day, ‘Gasmii!  Feeling a little down unda!  I would make a “shrimp on the barbie” joke, but I’m not that lame. Maybe I am!  THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE, MATE!!

patti stanger plastic surgery

She threw some shrimp on her FACE. BOOYAH

There. It’s out of my system.

Last night was the first ever reunion special in the history of Millionaire Matchmaker. We’ve gotten the “Watch What Happens Live” treatment before, but we never really got a recap of everything that’s happened or updates on former clients.   But we got started on all that last night.  (Part II airs next Tuesday, don’t forget!)

In the full recap, we’ll go over everything we learned last night.  Guest stars included Marcellus Wiley, Madison Hildebrand, that really pretty blonde millionaire who ended up on a master date with the other millionaire from her episode, and Hello Kitty Handjob freak Robin Kassner. Later, Shauna, the crazy Minnesota cougar, came out to face Patti one more time. It was way more boring than you’d have expected.

robin kassner gummy smile

This one, though, not boring. Still a mess!

Come back later this week. We’ll talk about it!  And in the meantime, check out my previous recaps of these folks!

Robin “Hello Kitty Handjob” Kassner

Marcellus Wiley

Madison Hildebrand

Cougar Shauna

About

Time for an update! I used to be a tall, athletic editor who lived on the East coast. Oh, I still am, only now I've gained back all the weight I lost, which changes my life-tone quite a bit. Now that I'm married, I have a lot less time to watch Bravo and Food network. We usually end up watching Big Bang Theory reruns ("all of my friends, all of my friends, all of my friends") or Wipeout. Or WWE Raw. Wow. How life has changed!  Join me as we chat about my breast friend Patti Stanger and her love minions. Or maybe we'll talk about art during Work of Art. Whatever we're watching, don't be shy--tell me what you think!

One Comment

  1. 1
    Tmurda
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    Can’t wait for your cap! Watched the ep this morning, and shawna still makes me cringe. Ugh, she is soooo horrendoussly ugly, and I rarely call people that. I normally just point out a specific ugly feature of a person, compare it to a food, genital, or animal it resembles, then pat myself on the back for how nice I am for not calling them ugly cause that’s just mean. But that bitch is ugly as fuck. She’s so ugly that even if she was a nice person, i’d prob still call her ugly and feel ok about it. ICK!

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