MiniCap: Mob Wives

Recaps

By PlathAddict | Monday, May 9, 2011 | 7:00 am | 18 Comments
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the-real-karen-gravanoHello. My name is Karen Gravano and I totally suck as a human being.

I hope all of you saw what I saw in this episode of Mob Wives. I saw just how much Karen Gravano SUCKS as a human being. I also saw Renee relish her role as a “Mafier Princess,” while claiming to want a different life.

Then I saw Karen sucking some more and Carla being completely ineffectual as a mother. But, I also saw where she gets it. Apparently, her mother is just as terrible at the whole being a parent thing as she is.

I saw Drita trying to figure out what the fuck Renee’s deal is and then realizing that she and Renee are very similar.

I saw Karen being a total bitch who sucks. I saw some drunk guy instigate shit specifically for TV time only to have Karen (who sucks) and Renee feed into it.

I saw Renee’s shrink trying to figure out how to tell a “Mafier Princess” that she needs to get her head out of her ass and live her own life, or stop bitching about it – of course she never actually said that.

I saw Carla being the only sane person in a room full of women by saying that the pyshic stuff is complete bullshit, and I saw Karen smirking about how much she sucks.

So, yeah. Karen sucks. She is so beyond a stealth bitch at this point. She completely encourages the “gangsta” posturing while looking down her nose at it and all I can think of is how much she sucks.

But, I did see a preview for the next episode that will hopefully result in Drita tossing Karen across the room. My fingers are crossed Gasmii, are yours? Anyway, I will have the full recap of just how much Karen sucks ready for your reading pleasure shortly.

PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 7:12 am

    Karen is lower than scum…..she needs to ‘sleep with the fishes’

  2. 2
    Matt Lam
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Karen sucks.

  3. 3
    Monique Singleton
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 11:52 am

    karen playin it lyke a game…its all just to seek revenge upon evrybodi n she’s not goin to stop until evry1′s down…so yea she pretti much sucks!!!

  4. 4
    chola cortez
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    stop hatting!!!!!!

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Sure, Karen is just mad. She thought her dad was being noble when he outed the mobsters but it was clearly a selfish move. Then she thought her dad was being chivalrous when he took fall for the ecstasy ring, sparing his family from serious trouble. Selfish again. With a 20-year prison sentence, Sammy can finally be gay in peace!

    http://mafiatoday.com/gambino-family/sammy-the-bull-gravano-a-homosexual/

  6. 6
    someguy
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Great Mini Cap Plathaddict. I agree 100% Great pic.Her bady has a great Pic also.
    It seems Carla and her Mother both have the children they deserve.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    I’ve been trying to find a pic of Lee, Drita’s husband. Does anybody know what he look like? Is he cute? Or just a fat, sloppy mobster? Help!

  8. 8
    adrenalynn
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    three of the four are deffinately instigators and play both sides.A

  9. 9
    Terri
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Does anyone think or know if Karen’s daughter is half black??? She certainly looked like it in the episoce where Karen was packing her stuff….

  10. 10
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 9, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    @Moli, Matt and Monique, Yes Karen sucks.
    @chola cortez, hatting is so much fun. How can I stop now? Seriously, join in the hatting. I promise you will enjoy it.
    @sarcasatire, you always bring me the best stuff! I loved reading that link. I have no idea whether or not Sammy the Bull is gay. But, I do want to know more about why those two sisters think he is. Do you think they have anything besides family stories?
    @someguy, thanks for the props. I don’t know if Carla has simply checked out as a parent, is on some type of medication that keeps her from reacting, or just doesn’t care. I hope we do get to learn more about what her deal is. Obviously, her kids don’t spark any real interest, maybe whatever issue Renee has with her boyfriend next week will get some type of reaction out of her.
    @adrenalynn, I have been so focused on Karen’s shit stirring antics that I haven’t even noticed others playing both sides. Please, spill. Who else do you think is playing the others against each other?
    @Terri, I have seen some speculation, but I don’t know who the father of Karen’s child is. Does anyone know? Is he one of the bank robber thugs that Karen talked about hooking up with when the mob turned their back on her?

  11. 11
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 8:13 am

    How do these women have money when they obviously don’t work. If your husband has obtained his money illegally are you allowed to keep it when he goes to jail? lol Just curious I would assume everything they have was gained with dirty money.

  12. 12
    Moli Moli
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 8:44 am

    I wondered the same thing, I haven’t heard any of these ‘ladies’ mention having a job. I remember Drita saying she lost her house…….well damn what type of house did she have before!!!!! Renee’s house looks nice, for some reason I can’t think of the other chicks homes

  13. 13
    interrobanging
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 7:13 am

    Oh god I hate Karen! I went to Drita’s Facebook and told her that Karen was indeed a stealth bitch (because I love that phrase so much) and she answered me back saying she was completely shocked by her behavior.
    Also the guy I’m dating lives 4 houses away from Renee and said the house was purchased for the show and that she doesn’t actually live there.

  14. 14
    Michele
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Who ever wrote this sucks hard core. You seem very jealous of these women and maybe even the life style.Get over it!

  15. 15
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    I, for one, think PlathAddict is hilarious and spot on.

    I don’t watch this show, but still . . . Karen sucks. I got your back, PA!

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Michele, I don’t think these ladies have displayed anything to be jealous of. Their husbands all have extensive criminal records, or are still in jail, they’ve talked about SWAT teams busting down the doors and breaking everything in sight, and none of them even seem to be that well off. What lifestyle? We don’t see limos and Rolls Royces or mansions with rolling lawns..we don’t them dripping in diamonds and pearls. I’m racking my brain here and still can’t come up with one thing about these ladies I would envy. Save for Drita’s right hook.

    @interrobanging: That sounds about right. Renee’s sister is the producer so i can imagine she would want her sister to appear well-off on the show. I bet she did rent a larger house for Renee just as I’ve heard that Bravo rented Nene’s house for filming. Hey, the Drama Queens get special treatment in the world of entertainment. Well, during filming at least. Once the camera lights are off, the ladies are sent back to their dark hovels to stew and drum up more drama that will hopefully earn them another roomy house for 6 weeks along with unlimited access to the craft services table.

    Great Minicap, PlathAddict! :D

  17. 17
    JOEY GAMBINO
    Posted July 28, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    CAN THIS PHOTO REALLY BE YOU KAREN ????? MY GOD KAREN, what happened love ???? KEEP THAT WEIGHT OFF ! You take care Karen and REMOVE THIS PHOTO, IF YOU CAN ???? PLEASE ???? LOVE YOU, your Pal, Joey

  18. 18
    JOE GAMBINO
    Posted July 28, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    KAREN SWEETIE – - – - GET RIDD of this photo A S A P ! ! ! DESTROY IT ! IT dont even look like you. Total MONSTER !

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