Minicap: My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding


By Pollyanna | | 8:00 am | 12 Comments

Those Bitches on Toddlers and Tiaras have it easy!

 ***And now, for one of your top Auditiongasm picks! Pollyanna won the Big Fat American Gypsy round hands down, and it seemed cruel to put her on anything else. Welcome, girl! 

Greetings Gasmi!  I’m Pollyanna and I get the awesome task of recapping My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding!  This will be my first official recap, so I hope you enjoy it!  While I’m working on it, here is an idea of what’s coming.

Our Gypsy family of the week is planning an extravagant…Thanksgiving.  I’ve never thought of Thanksgiving as a holiday to have a wild party for.  Then again, I’ve never worn a dress with enough rhinestones to rival Liberace.  We follow them through the planning and dress buying, even a trip to Atlantic City.  Will they have the ultimate Big Fat Gypsy Thanksgiving?  Check out the full recap in the next couple days to find out!

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Pollyanna is your typical midwestern soccer mom, hailing from the great state of Ohio.  When she isn't cheering for her kids, she can be found reading trashy romance novels or watching reality shows that make her feel better about herself.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    @Pollyanna Congypsylations!

    This show is the most unprecedented milestone in trashy reality show history!

    I’m so excited!

    Have you picked out what to wear for your 1st recap yet?

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 4:15 am

    Hi kthxy, and welcome Polly!

    I hope that Sondra Celli has my gown of very tasteful 75 yards of bedazzled neon green tulle ready for reading the first recap. I said easy on the hoop skirts ’cause those things are hell to sit in.

    How about you two?

  3. 3
    Closet fan
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:03 am

    Welcome Pollyanna! Didn’t Sondra say whom ever has the most bling wins? Using my sons favorite number, I am sitting here typing in a granny nightgown with a bizillon stones. I can’t wait for the recap. One of the big differences I see with this show vs its European counterpart is these people talk about money. Not dollar amounts but what money can buy. The other show never discusses money.

  4. 4
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:32 am

    So this was my first time watching and I had no idea what I was seeing. I couldn’t stomach it yet somehow I couldn’t turn away. I anxiously await your take…

  5. 5
    confusedinCanada
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:34 am

    @Pollyanna
    Congrats! This show is like T&T on steriods, can’t wait to read the recap.

  6. 6
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:51 am

    Welcome, Pollyanna!! Have fun – you’ve got a doozy of a debut show! Welcome to the fam! :)

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Okay, this Gypsy is in the house as recruited by one SSC! Welcome Pollyanna, I can’t wait to see how this all goes down…and I need to catch up and do some home work on this show!

  8. 8
    Pollyanna Pollyanna
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Hi everyone! Thanks for all the congrats. For my first recap, Sondra didn’t return my call, so I bedazzled The hell out of a shirt and shorts. I’m so excited to recap this show, but I’ll admit I didn’t even know where to start. There are so many things to discuss! I should have the finishing touches done by tonight, so I’ll get to see what everyone thinks:)

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Gypsy, so glad you showed up! Not much to ‘splain about it so you won’t have to do much to catch up.

    Don’t worry, Polly. Sondra is so overwhelmed by last minute orders to bedazzle (I LUV that word) gypsy dresses, she’s a bit short on time. You did the right thing with the shirt and shorts.

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Gypsy wedding marathon is on 6:00 CDT.

  11. 11
    Beth
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Gawd, I *heart* this show!!! All I want is a T&T and Gypsy crossover special and all my reality dreams come true!!

  12. 12
    TV Junkie
    Posted May 28, 2012 at 7:03 am

    Dolores Umbridge becomes a Gypsy Bride…..I watched a new one ( I think) last night where a non gypsy girl (about 18..and a mom) married a adorable gypsy..well the poor thing looked like Dolores Umbridge ( a very evil teacher in the Harry Potter movies) The show is so strange the brides sisters had to put on a song and dance show on a stage in front of the bridal house ..for the gypsy town to show off their goods..very sick since one of the sisters was very young .. You would never think this stuff happens in the United States!

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