MiniCap: Pregnant in Heels

It’s officially the next to last episode of Rosie Pope’s Pregnant in Heels… and the problems of RoPo the clientele continue to be  uninteresting (and downright insulting) to people with REAL PROBLEMS.

Diana is married to a rich Brit and he won’t buy her a new apartment. OH POOH! They already have a two-bedroom on the Upper West Side, but they simply MUST move to something bigger before baby girl #2 arrives. Instead of calling a realtor, they call Rosie Pope who just calls a realtor.

Didn’t have to get out of bed today.

Rebecca married a man almost 10 years younger and is having their third child, now she complains to Rosie that they don’t communicate. They want to get happy before their son arrives. When Rosie sits down with the couple, HubbyBubby stomps off and chants “she’s not a marriage counselor, this isn’t marriage counseling”. RoPo knows what this couple needs — a marriage counselor, so she has the couple sit down with a marriage counselor.

Can the answer really be that simple? Yes.

I don’t mean to put you off this episode, because Rosie will make plenty of adore-balls faces, but the producers at Bravo are really grasping at straws here. Really, really, really. No one’s naked on a horse this week, but the recap will be yours soon!