MiniCap: Pretty Little Liars

By Hypnotoad | Wednesday, October 19, 2011 | 10:00 pm | 7 Comments

Tagged: minicap, pretty little liars, tvgasm

Posted in: MiniCaps, Pretty Little Liars, Recaps

125071_0214 Elvira Aguilera

The PLL bitches are back! And they are ready to prequel your asses off.

It’s 2008. No, not right now. You didn’t go back in time, it’s just the show. And all the girls look different, except Emily who was apparently even MORE bland 3 years ago. I know. And even though Alison is the biggest heartless beyotch since Alexis Carrington, the PLL girls love her and follow her around like lemmings.

Noel Kahn is throwing a Halloween rager and somehow all the PLL gals snag an invite. But someone has been stalking Alison and leaving her creepy text messages . . . hmmmm . . . There are a few insights to the other characters’ lives (mainly Aria, which is annoying), but mostly, this very special special is all about Alison. Although you will see Hanna’s mom begin a relationship with a not-so-special someone, you’ll see Spencer in big frigging glasses and being even more nerdy than I thought was possibl, you’ll see Emily doing Emily-type stuff like furrowing her brow and frowning a lot, and you’ll see some stuff about Aria. And someone new and alluring moves to Rosewood . . . I don’t want to give anything away, but I’ll give you a clue: It’s Jenna.

So turn off the lights, open up that bag of fun size Snickers that you swore would be just for trick-or-treaters (it’s okay — you can go get another bag tomorrow), grab yourself a blanket, and get ready for this spook-tacular episode of Pretty Little Liars!

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Hypnotoad is a 2009 graduate of the MFA Writing program at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. He was a staple of the Chicago Quickies reading series, has been published in various Art Institute publications, and served as an actor/playwright for the Curious Theatre Branch's Rhinoceros Festival. His works have been online at Fiction At Work and is included in their short story collection. A victim of the crappy economy, he is now living back in Kansas. With his parents. His days now consist of perusing Yahoo Hot Jobs, and sporadically posting horrible ideas on his blog. Good times.

7 Comments

1

plockeness monster

Posted October 20, 2011 at 7:47 am

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2

ellemck1

Posted October 20, 2011 at 8:25 am

I have to watch this on hulu! Stupid people airing it during the same time as my Zumba class!!! I got my little sister hooked on this too. Hee hee. I’m a wonderful older sister like that.
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thisbuggs4u

Posted October 20, 2011 at 10:30 am

I watched and have soooo much to discuss! Then I watched the pilot episode that come on after….would have never guess that Aria was a hoe!

Didn’t see nary a cupcake in either episode…and was it just me or did Hanna look alittle bit bigger in the Halloween epi? Ok, and now I have a feeling on who “A” is…but I will discuss when the Recap is up!! I have been looking forward to this for weeks!!!
4

classy drunk

Posted October 20, 2011 at 10:50 am

Yesssssss! I can’t wait for the recap to come up!

The best thing about Halloween. The day after when all the candy is 50% off.
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plockeness monster

Posted October 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Thisbuggs – Hanna used to be called “Hefty Hanna” b/c she was fat, hence why she looks bigger in the halloween episode. She looks the same on PPL/Alison flashbacks as well.
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hot cawfee

Posted October 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm

snickers and merlot— sign me up !!!! Gotta keep my strength for the show— have watched the series off and on–need to get all caught up. I will re-read all recaps—yay
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Hypnotoad

Posted October 20, 2011 at 11:16 pm

The recap should be up tomorrow, my little cupcakes!