The Past: The entire episode was an advertisement for Kenneth Cole’s holiday line, and Madea didn’t pimp that shit enough so he got sent home. Brian managed to piss everyone off by doing well making a lot of dust in the construction of his unicorn horn clutch, but he won, so fuck those guys!
The Present: I fell asleep for about 50 minutes of this episode (it’s not that it was boring or anything, I’d just been asleep since 7pm and my nap didn’t happen to end until 10:50pm. I’m not lazy, I just like to get a jump on things. The designers had to make jewelry inspired by bugs, and I’m about as excited about this challenge as I was about the Top Chef Bug Quickfire. That is, “not a lot.” Also? It’s time to haul ass to the finale before Christmas, I assume, so it’s a double elimination this week. What sucks about that? Everyone who’s left is really good.
The Good: Brian doesn’t get eliminated, and neither does Nina.
The Bad: Everyone who’s left is really good, except for Rich, who wins.
The Hilarious: I slept through most of the episode and still managed to turn in what I consider one of my better recaps.