Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New York. This week, the pressure is on for Cool Cat Carole to finish her new book. Unfortunately, no time for writing now, though, because she needs to start packing for Miami.
What does dress for Kobe hotdog casual mean, exactly?
Carole and Sonja leave New York on the same flight. Once they land in Miami, they head straight to the penthouse of Carole’s friend, Ranjana Khan. They are joined by Aviva and Ramona for lunch and facial yoga. Ramona hounds Aviva about getting her prosthetic leg wet in the pool, but Aviva just wants to be one of the ladies and doesn’t exactly appreciate Ramona’s harping.
Later in the evening, Aviva hosts dinner for everyone and invites her father, George the Hornysaurus, for his date with Sonja. Ramona seems to have some sort of hard on for controlling Aviva and at one point, actually goes into the kitchen to direct the staff to get moving with the entrees.
Give me two dollars and she’s yours.
Carole heads back to New York while the rest of the group spends the afternoon at George’s place on the beach. There is no filter on the Hornysaurus. Watch out, Sonja!
Night falls and the group moves to an “art party”. It looks like a lot of fun with a cabana and synchronized swimmers. Poor Sonja gets a big, stiff surprise while on the cabana bed. This makes her clearly uncomfortable, so she heads off with Aviva to view the artwork.
Is that Pinocchio or are you glad to see me?
Back in New York, the princess and the countess meet up for some shopping. When Naeem Khan is brought up, Carole takes the opportunity to tell LuAnn that she was uncomfortable with the friend jumper asking to borrow gowns from her dear friend.
In Miami, everyone is having a good time at the party and prepare to head back to New York.
Let’s toast to synchronized swimming.
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