Minicap: Real Housewives of New York

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 12:19 am

   The hotel they were at was the Catalina I’m 99% sure. There is apparently a CW show set there and it is kind of a dump. Not surprising they didn’t show a lot of footage outside that little pool area, the rest of the hotel is not too nice, and surprising to see all the housewives there.

   Ramona is the worst ever. She totally proved Heather right for not inviting her to London. Shut up about the leg. Stop telling people what to do. Stop being a cunt-face. That should cover it.

   Aviva is runner-up in awful this episode. Her phobias are oddly selective. Someone terrified of being in a high room with a lot of windows in NYC probably wouldn’t sit on a high-rise pool edge methinks. Her saying “I don’t like to call attention to my leg or bring it up” should be played blaringly over her voice every time she does just that. Also her father. How dare she call anyone “white trash” later this season when she’s going around condoning and giggling at that kind of behavior.

   Does pressing your erection against someone still count as sexual assault? Because when it happened to me on a bus in Italy that’s what it felt like. Albeit I was 16 and it was a stranger and I was not the worldly Sonja… but still. That part really bothered me. That man needs to be horse whipped, I don’t care how old he is.

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   featherhead
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 2:47 am

   Ramona is the worst house guest ever. If I were Aviva, I would never invite her again!

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   classy drunk
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 5:11 am

   If I was Sonja I would be upset with Aviva. You know your dad is a horndog, is that what you think of me.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 5:53 am

   Ramona may be a controlling bitch, but I do think she was concerned for Aviva’s leg. Aviva made the point that her prostetic (sp?) shouldn’t get wet, yet gets in the pool to be one of the ladies? I think Ramona was confused and worried about something going wrong with it, from an overprotective friendly perspective. Ramona definitely went overboard, but if Aviva is going to be scared to say anything to her, how is Ramona going to soften her behavior? Sonja was definitely clear in that conversation with Aviva: all you can do is manage Ramona, you’re never going to change her, so accept her as is or move on.

   Did anyone feel like last night’s episode was like an episode of Golden Girls, if the Golden Girls was on Showtime? Squirting orgasms, blow jobs, facial exercises, masturbation, and erections…. and that was just from Hornysaurus!

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   sheesh
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 6:07 am

   @classy….I think that is exactly what Aviva thinks of Sonja.

   Her father was toooo much. Gross. Gross. Gross.

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   RomoSheDiNT
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 6:43 am

   Sonja was very uncomfortable many times throughout the evening with Aviva’s dad. The others could tell and tried to help her. I don’t know. Were Aviva’s intentions true or was this payback for when Sonja slept with Harry and bc she talks about him every chance she gets? Ugh, Aviva’s dad is a perv!

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   msjacqmills
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 7:24 am

   Her dad is gross. If any man, let alone an elderly man, pressed his erection against me at a party, I’d get security STAT. Or, if it were my friends dad, tell him to get the hell away from me for good. That is disgusting! He must be losing his mind or something. Who does that!? I am shocked that Aviva would even bring her friends around him. I would never subject my friends to his behavior…EVER!

   Of course, we also have Lebanese Dilbert proudly putting his erection on display on that camping trip. WTF!!!???

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 7:38 am

   1. I drank Pinot Grigio while watching this last night and I didn’t turn into an over bearing, unfiltered, controlling bug eyed chiuahua on crack.

   2. Aviva should have taken her leg off at Ramona’s request and then hit her with it or just push the bitch off the penthouse deck.

   3. I have Sonja pegged. She likes rich older men. However she likes the ones who are too old to have sex, who talleywackers don’t work even with viagra and let her fuck the pool boy. She doesn’t want to have to work for the money the old coot gives her. Beggars can’t be choosers Sonja…you should have just put out.

   4. Carole is funny as she tells her stories about these broads. She is way above all of this. I did like her telling The Cuntess how she felt….the right thing to do.

   5. Heather’s stock went up for me….she was spot on why she didn’t want Ramona in London. She would have ruined that trip even with The Cuntess trying to one up everyone.

   6. I fell off my chair when Mario spit out his drink after Horny Pop Pop told Carole he wanted to give her..her first squirting orgasm. That was too effin funny.

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted July 31, 2012 at 7:44 am

   Peg legs and dirty old men.

   Thanks a pant load, Bravo.

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    LAC
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:32 am

    So much about this episode confused me (can’t watch this sober anymore):

    1. Ramona is still alive? She was near water so much, and nobody drowned the bitch? Really?
    2. Couldn’t someone thought to bring a taser with them? Aviva’s dad was sooooo gross and the cabana erection was the time for a tasing.
    3. Ramona still alive? If not drowning, there was plenty of balconies…
    4. Sonja and underwear – still not meeting each other? That is a dress that will need to be burned afterwards.
    5. Aviva, about Ramona – TOLD YA SO!! (doing my Grace Adler dance)

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:50 am

    Iona & LOC, Hilarious!!! And, I totally agree with both of your assessments!

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:50 am

    Iona & LAC, Hilarious!!! And, I totally agree with both of your assessments!

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    featherhead
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:05 am

    The way Ramona was going on and on about Aviva’s leg and telling her to get out of the pool was riduculous. If I were Aviva, I would have gotten out of the pool, taken off my leg, and dumped the water on Ramona’s head!!

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    How has no one driven their fist through Ramona’s face by now?

    “Oh, it comes from a good place! She thinks she’s protecting you! Oh, how many times have we asked ourselves that about Ramona, bless her heart!”

    Knock that bug-eyed bitch out. A nice bout of unconsciousness would do her good; she needs the rest.

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    CJ
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    After George’s escapades last night, I’m wondering if Bravo is thinking about a geriatric porn show? He was absolutely disgusting. I really question Aviva’s judgement letting him get filmed.

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    classy drunk
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    I mean I love Ramona but I would have told her to shut the fuck up. If Aviva wants to get her leg soaking wet so that she can’t wear it, let her. Now drink bitch!

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Ramona.IS.AWFUL. She was SO offended by the dinner conversation, but as soon as George started rubbing on her and complimenting her she was all about it. She is obviously insecure around all the other ladies (looks-wise) but MAN she acts like an ass.

    On WWHL last night, Carole was on with Jerry O’Connell and he said PLEASE give George his own show. Which….NO. But Andy did say that he would be on WWHL tonight (?….or tomorrow….not sure, I watch most stuff on dvr so I could be a day behind). Anyhoozle, THAT should be interesting.

    Can’t wait for the blow up where Aviva calls Sonja and Ramona white trash. You can just see the pot simmering with each episode. It should be epic….and just think of the reunion to come, hahaha. Ramona and LuAnn should be so indignant and HIsterical at that taping.

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    Tmurda
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Ramona has GOT TO stop with the peg-leg. GET OVER IT!!! Aviva has a prosthetic leg…..so the fuck what. It is unbelievably rude and unneccessary of Ramona to constantly bring it up and draw attention to it around others. She acts like she has never been out in the world around different people in her entire life. I’d hate to hear what comes out of her mouth around someone in a wheelchair.

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    NotwithoutmyTV
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 4:56 am

    Although, in the bug-eyed bitch’s defense, if Aviva doesn’t want the focus to be on her peg leg, she might consider not MAKING THE PEG LEG HER DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC.

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    classy drunk
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:44 am

    @sheesh, I mean Sonja talks about wanted to see cute boys or when she does see one she flirts, but she doesn’t talk about sex nearly as much as her father does.

    I am wrong for laughing at the reference peg leg?

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    mere2142
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:56 am

    Okay WTF is Ramona on these days? Is it just the pinot coursing thru her veins 24/7 or has she branched out and started experimenting with harder stuff? That is not normal behavior whatsoever. She was all over George in front or Mary-o and her behavior at dinner was totally ridiculous. Does she have to control everything? What people can and can’t talk about, what is being served when. Chill the fuck out bitch.

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    Katie
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 6:01 am

    Bravo has sunk to new levels of vulgarity.

    Tamra and Eddie in the hot tub. Rich Wakile and his dirty mouth. Joe Gorga running around with “Tarzan” on full alert. Sonja showing off her private parts. Simon laying on the floor looking up Alex’s dress. Danielle Staub inviting a guy into the bathroom for a “quickie”.

    But Aviva’s father is a stand out. A perverted, dirty old man, so unappealing that it was gross beyond words, shows how low this franchise has gone in order to “entertain”. Nothing entertaining about a sickening old man acting like a sartyr and everyone involved finding it “hilarious”.

    I wouldn’t want this man anywhere near my kids let alone be considered a “star” for behaving like a complete @sshole on national tv. What were they thinking?

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 6:39 am

    They were thinking “This horny old coot is his own brand. He will set the blog-o-sphere ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!”

    And he has.

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    anniedawg25
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I don’t think Ramoner gives a shit about Aviva’s leg, I think she is secretly scared / freaked out by it so she instead goes OVER THE TOP trying to pretend she cares about it, to hide her true feelings.

    Aviva’s dad..OK I’ve been around pervy old men (friend’s fathers, uncles, etc) and for the most part it’s harmless….but this dude was over the top, possibly date rapey if given the chance. And YES if I were Sonya, I’d wonder WTF Aviva was thinking.

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    OutHouseCat
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Sonja kind of set herself up for this blind date. She’s funny as shit and looks like she’d be fun to hang out with IF she’d quit playing the “oh my- my lady parts accidently slipped out” game. Nobody wants to see her saggy, wrinkled, worn out, used up old fun bags and hoo haa, much less that cellulite bubbled ass. If she would keep her bits covered, maybe people wouldn’t think she’d enjoy flopping them out for their pervy relatives.

    But, I’ve got to say that Aviva isn’t much of a friend if she thinks setting them up with Daddy Viagra is a good idea. Sonja should have put one or two of her old lady parts right into his crotch when he rubbed his puny peen up on her. After all, old lady elbows and knees are sharp, and that’s exactly what he deserved.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 11:45 am

    On the other hand, Aviva wouldn’t have been much of a reality tv Housewife if she didn’t go along when the producers suggested she set Sonja up with The Hornysaurus. ‘Cuz I’m sure it wasn’t HER “good idea”.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Geez OuthouseCat, how old do you think Sonja is???
    I hardly think she’s hit menopause yet! I think Ramoner and LuLu are older than her.