Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George. The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s check in and hope they’ve left the pervy vibe behind.
Sonja is hosting Pleather and the Freebie Dream Team to move forward with the branding of Sonja and her toaster oven. Pleather is livid when she realizes Sonja invited Crazy Eyes and sees her all nice and comfy settled in at the table, raring to go. Bringing Ramona is such a fantastic way to show appreciation to Pleather and the professionals helping her gratis.
It needs more googly eyes.
Ramona and Mary-O invite everyone–except Pleather–for a special dinner at Le Cirque. Carole gets her knickers in a bunch listening to LuAnn use the word “Indian” instead of “Native American”. Others are joining in with the countess, but Carole is pretty zoned in on ole Pumpkin Head.
We finally meet Horny Harry. Aviva brings their son Harrison to see Harry and his newest investment, “Poopy the Pig.” Aviva seems amused and impressed by Poopy the Pig’s “butt dancing” cartoon. She’s got to be laughing at him instead of with him. If this doesn’t work out, at least the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale.
So this is your, umm, investment?
The countess invites Sonja to lunch to talk about having a baby with Jacques. The mood changes from absurd to sad when we learn of Sonja’s miscarriage. This brings up a lot of intense emotions, distracting Sonja and the viewers from the images of countess sexy time.
Pleather takes another shot at helping Sonja with her toaster oven. It’s all going down on Pleather’s turf at a photo shoot, so Ramonster isn’t around, but the countess is. It’s a repeat of the earlier meeting, just different playas and a little more gangsta. Holla!
Everyone meets up at a holiday party/coat drive. Sonja gets sloppy drunk and very publicly calls out Jacques for not being real enough with LuAnn. In a shocking twist, Ramona looks like the sober one. All of the ladies join LuAnn on stage to sing “Jingle Bells”, but everything gets a little wild when the musical act LuAnn has chosen for the evening veers off the traditional path a little–okay, a lot.
What? Your Poopy the Pig shirt is missing?
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