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Monday, August 13, 2012
11:10 pm
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Tagged: aviva drescher, BelowSeaLevel, Carole Radziwill, george, Harry, Heather Thomson, hornysaurus, Lady Morgan, LuAnn deLesseps, mario, Mary-O, minicap, parody, Pepe le Pew, Pinot Queen, Pleather, Princess Carole, Ramona Singer, Ramonster, Real Housewives of New York, recap, RHONYC, Sonja Morgan, spoof, the countess, tvgasm
At one point, Aviva says that Pepe is being mean in French, and since he didn’t respond, it gets thrown around that he’s faking his accent. Pleather doesn’t find this kind and approaches Aviva about it. Ramonster can’t stop from eavesdropping and causes a huge, screeching scene when they were actually talking about the fake French guy. Pleather tells Mary-O about his crazy wife storming off, so then Aviva confronts Pleather about telling Mario his wife is crazy. It’s merry-go-round on a boozy playground.
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Loved Heather in this episode. Used to enjoy SonJa, but she was so self-centered and ungrateful for all of the help she was receiving for free. I thought SonJa’s campaign looked like a sad old lady using a toaster oven because she always eats alone. That won’t even sell to the “people of Walmart”.
Thought Carol was too funny for wanting to order pizza and getting shot down. She’s completely normal whereas everyone else has to hire help for a meal for six. Good grief!
1. Heather is the bomb. I don’t know why people don’t like her. She is correct about Ramona and she was correct about them talking being Pepe’s back after he left.
2.Ramona is unhinged. Mario is a douchebag. This episiode would have been perfect for a Jill Zarin cameo.
3. Sonja is completely ungrateful. Heather and her sexy salt n pepper cohort should have told her to go stuff it.
4. Aviva is just a fence sitting shit stirrer.
5. Ok…so the Cuntess kind of set Ramona up. Ramona Grigio had it coming though after she Grigo went around talking trash about The Cuntess.
6. Carole is still way too above for this show.
If you invite people over for lunch and don’t have any food when they get there, that is a faux pas, plain and simple. Carole knows these women well enough to know that Papa John’s isn’t going to fly, so she, to me, wound up looking cheap and as ridiculous as Ramona and the Cuntess look on a weekly basis.
Sonja was acting entitled, but that’s Sonja, just like Heather is a controlling bitch. This is where Ramona is right about Heather: she seethes and seethes and picks fights, rather than actually just say how she feels (which is actually apt for the RH franchise). Heather should tell Sonja that she feels unappreciated, rather than seethe and build a grudge with her.
Can someone explain the gift giving sequence? I was tired when watching it and all the rules made no sense to me. All I remember is someone having a ball gag and Aviva talking about her father’s cock ring.
@Derek – the gift game, I’ve never heard it called a White Elephant, we’ve always called it Yankee Trade Off. Everyone picks a number. Number 1 goes first, they pick a wrapped gift and open it. They second person that goes, picks a wrapped gift, opens it and decides if they like person number 1′s gift better, if so, they trade gifts. Third person that goes, picks a wrapped gift and opens it, they decide if they want to keep that gift or trade it with person number 1′s gift or person number 2′s gift. And so on. Hope that helps. I played it a few times, but stopped when the game almost ended in fist fights.
Forgot to add, I cannot believe Aviva and Reid bought a lizard as a Christmas Gift. I read their blogs and they said Carole ended up with the lizard and named it George, LOL!
Ok @BelowSeaLevel I watched last night, well some and man these woman hate each other!
I’m with you Derek.
These aren’t pizza and beer type of gals. You’ve been around them long enough to know that Carole. And unless we’ve scheduled it as a pizza and beer type of get together I would like the food to be ready or almost ready when I get there.
I’ve never really taken Sonja for a bitch but I am sure if Heather said that she felt unappreciated Sonja would have eased up.
Derek remember the re-gifting episode (label maker) from Seinfeld? White elephant parties are no different.
@ Iona Trailer (Post#2)
Ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto !!!
But I have always loved Heather.
Sonja’s young uterus scene was beyond disgusting.
@featherhead and @labowner, thanks for the info….. I get it now!
Sonja provoked Heather the moment she brought Ramona Grigio into the second meeting. Sonja knew what she was doing and Heather had a right to be pissed off. Heather is doing this for FREE. The sexy salt n pepper cohort is doing this for FREE. Those two seem to know a little more about how to promote a product than Sonja. I thought Heather was being a diplomatic as she could be but she had every right to just get up and leave and tell Sonja to have Ramona do it for her instead.
In watching the marketing meetings and photo shoots, I can’t help but think her toaster oven is never going to hit the shelves. Sorry about some of the topics this week, everybody (like Sonja in the bathroom). I’ll pick up some M&Ms to make up for it.
In keeping with the horny theme, green ones only. Please
Yes, must be the green. I’ll get George’s # printed on them, too.
Who would bring a lizard as a Christmas gift for gown adults??? Living in NY and all you can find is this??
@Iona: Totally agree on all counts.
I like to read their blogs too and Aviva is now singing a happy tune with Heather and writing not-so-nice reports about Ramona and SonJa. I think in a few show we will see why she joins the other tribe.
Heather amazes me. She puts up with SonJa attitude sense of entitlement. If SonJa had any class she would send her a gift of gratitude for all the help.
Ramona does not want people to talk behind her back but wasn’t she doing this when she pulled SonJa aside at the wine party to get the info on Heather??
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Is it me or is $onja getting drunker as the episodes go on? She is making herself look worse and worse. I’m surprised Old Man Morgan is not fighting for custody of their child. He has plenty of proof just from these episodes alone.
Why Feather it will just be a nanny taking care of her.
I don’t understand Sonja, some days she looks exceptional and not her age at all and other days it’s like what the fuck happened to you. And is Harry a dead beat dad? Is Sonja hanging out with him for the money that he maybe doesn’t have? She has admitted doing the show out of her need for money. Does this mean there is no child support? Or is Mr. Morgan paying for the daughter directly like Mr. Staub did?
Maybe because I’m an 8 year old boy at heart I thought the lizard was very cute. Sounds like a great Christmas gift to me. I thought it was rude of Ramona to talk about Carole’s lack of food when she had gone to trouble of getting them personalized M&Ms.
Aviva was wrong for shit stirring.
Ramona was just beyond words annoying.
Good for Heather for standing her ground.
I used to really like Sonja but she has been hanging with Ramona too much.
LuAnn is usually not my favorite but her passive agressive back handed way of handling the wine situation was too funny. As was Jacques running off to play the piano. Those two are made for each other they both know how to run away from a fight. Which is normally not a good quality but after the horse has been beaten so much what else can one do? Poor horsie let him rest in peace.
Oh hell’s bells! I’d way rather eat pizza rolls than watch Sonja change her damn tampon! Last night’s ep pissed me off…
I do love a BSL minicap though! You rock!!
what is actually wrong with Ramona?? she needs medication!
Heather and her friend cohort aren’t doing this “for free.” They are doing this to showcase their abilities on a national television show. The only problem is that what client would want to sign up with someone who steamrolls them and refuses to hear out any of their ideas? They did this for free advertising and are hurting themselves by showing how inflexible and controlling they are.
@PlathAddict – Heather runs a global business and her sexy salt n pepper cohort is well regarded in his field. Sonja is just an over the hill trophy wife who cooks everything in toaster oven. Who do you think is going to know better on how to promote and market a product. Sonja was a hot mess at that photo shoot wasting everybody’s time and being gross. Pity that poor bastard who go hauled into the ladies room to see her flow. GROSS!
Agreed Plath, because if Heather was truly doing this for free I am sure they would have walked out on Sonja.
I am sure there was a discussion and Heather and Sonja figured it would be a win win for both of them.
Sonja seems to be acting like many clients would. She hired Heather to keep her on task. If she could do it herself she wouldn’t need Heather.
She may run a global business, but she is still on the Real Houswives and her business is getting free advertising. Her cohort may be well regarded in his field, but he still agreed to appear on the Real Housewives and is getting the chance to advertise his business on the show.
So, it may not be money, but they are not doing anything for free and should really stop being so disingenuous about it.
And Sonja is always a hot mess – Heather (contrary to what she might claim) knew that before she agreed to do the show and before she went full throttle taking over Sonja’s product launch.
Sonja just asked for advice, Heather volunteered everything else knowing full well that other than poking at Ramona, this would probably be all the story line she had.
@Classy, yeah. What you said.
@PlathAddict and Classy….HOLLAH!
@sheesh Lol
@plathaddict… agree with you on every point. Heather and not-so-sexy-misogynist-anal-dude did this for exposure and advertisement. If that’s the way they conduct their business, no matter how well respected some may think they are, they won’t reap any benefits by showcasing their steamrolling tactics on HW’s. Who wants to conduct a business meeting with someone who has no intention of listening to your vision?? but instead shoves their campaign down your throat ad nauseum and discounts every idea you put on the table. I don’t even know what to say about ab-boy…wtf does he have to do with toaster ovens?…microwave ovens?…. convection ovens?? any kind of oven? so “sex sells” but you don’t see martha stewart being so blatantly gimmicky and she’s doing just fine in the home goods department thank you…..Sex sells sex not ovens…..grown women aren’t about to be taken in by such trite adverstising….but then heather doesn’t exactly seem even remotely mature to date…..
Sorry guys but when Sonja with a J brought in Ramona….she wasn’t asking for their help. She was now antagonizing Heather knowing full well these two broads can’t get along and that Ramona is unhinged. If SonJa knew her vision…why did she even bother going to Heather in the first place?
SonJa is all about sex. SonJa in the City? Hello….the woman uses her sexuality all the time. I would expect to see a sexy man with her on the box. That’s her brand. Who buys toaster ovens anymore? You have to do something to get noticed.
Martha Stewart doesn’t go the sex route because she is about as sexy as a pitbull.
Iona I buy toaster ovens. Don’t own a toaster or a microwave. And everyone I know who has one, loves the shit out of them.
BLASPHEME!!! Do not speak ill of toaster ovens!!!! They make the best cheesy bread.
I “love the shit” out of my toaster oven as well, but I’m not in the market to purchase another one. How many toaster ovens does a person need? It’s not like shoes………….
I think the mini-cap just about sums up the episode. It think we’re starting to see the claws coming out here. MEOW!
Found this about the Mistress of the Toaster Oven.
http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-new-york/articles/rhonys-sonja-morgan-talks-about-her-upcoming-toaster-oven-cookbook-exclusive
Marisa I have had two go up in flames. Literally
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Lauren? Your brothers are very busy being successful, taking the world by storm.
I love Heather too. She’s the only one that has real class, unlike the rest of the Manhattan Trailer Park Clan.
I was nauseated by Sonj-a-douch’s ‘period explosion”. She’s f***ing disgusting. How could any grown adult act like that on camera, let alone bring a unsuspecting male PA into restroom with her. Dear baby Jesus, please help this quack.