The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin. Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones. To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it. Everyone wins when Sonja decides to share a room with Ramona so that no one else will have to deal with her.
A lovely meal is prepared for the ladies, but a drunk Sonja isn’t exactly the perfect dinner guest. The topic turns to the toaster oven photo shoot, which IS what most people discuss while surrounded by paradise.
After Ramona starts to get involved, Carole pulls her aside to talk about Sonja being drunk. Carole also asks Ramona to keep her alky-holic behavior under control when Carole’s boyfriend stops by.
You’ve been consuming more than crumpets and tea, lady.
Heather and Sonja continue discussing the toaster oven photo shoot. When Sonja brings up the logo designer being gay, she’s served a side dish of reality when Heather lets Sonja know that James isn’t gay, he just isn’t into Sonja or her un-sexy “J”.
Russ stops by to visit with Carole and meet the rest of the gang. Ramona acts uncharacteristically ladylike while Sonja can’t hide her desire to devour Russ.
Don’t worry, my rabies and tetanus shots are up to date.
Each housewife will take turns planning activities. For Sonja’s day, they go to the beach and drink some banana rum, which happens to be good for boobs. Later, they go to Le Ti St. Barth for some table dancing. Before leaving, they check to make sure no one is accidentally wearing panties.
Everyone is up for the traditional table dancing, so they change into sexy pirate outfits. While everyone was shaking their money makers, Lu was on the prowl with some of her “Italian friends”. Gotta feel sorry for the poor people at the bar that accidentally looked up and caught a glimpse of the housewives’ bat caves.
Cougar on the prowl.
The next morning, Lu is walking on a cloud despite coming home late. Heather shares with everyone that LuAnn wasn’t alone. Lu is going on and on about her Italian friends, but she actually brought home Tomas, the boyfriend of Le Ti St. Barths’ owner. Lu calls a friend trying to get her to help convince the ladies that she was partying with a group instead of bedding some other woman’s man. Busted!
$25 billion is a lot to pay for you to have sex with me.
Heather and Carole have a Skype chat with Aviva and learn that she’s on her way and bringing Reid with her. Sonja and Ramona want a girls weekend and don’t look too excited that Reid will be joining them.