Ramona is anxious to get the London low-down, so she invites everyone to get together–except Heather and LuAnn. Ramona had her sights set on trashing Pleather, but when Carole is asked for the juicy parts, Princess Carole couldn’t get past the one-upping of the lowly Countess. Sonja tossed another trash bag of the Countess into the garbage can for continuously entering before the shorter ladies.
A pulse, a hefty bank account, and a bottle of Viagra? Hell yeah!
Aviva invites everyone at the table to Miami, especially Sonja, to hook up with a handsome, elderly sex addict–her dad! He’s popping blue pills like candy.
The actionie moves to Yummie for a meeting to get Sonja’s branding off of the ground. Sonja and the graphic artist do not mesh too well, and I’m surprised Lady Morgan didn’t get up and walk out. We finally get to see the toaster oven prototype and its crumb trays. Not gonna spoil this for ya, but…it’s more than two and less than four….
LuAnn and her French boy toy host a wine tasting with a couple of cruel twists–blindfolds and Ramona Pee-no Grigio.
It’s off to gorgeous Miami and the Drescher family cloud palace. We finally meet the blue pill popper, George, and Reid’s mother, Marilyn. What followed was one hell of an uncomfortable, awkward, creepy dining conversation…I mean, really, really awkward. Someone needs to duct tape a fully-clothed poppa George in a shower and blast water on COLD. Marilyn is subtler, but no less creepy. The lingering baby-boomer free-lovers need to learn to keep it on the down-low.
Should have taken the red pill.
Ramonster and Mary-O land in Miami and she is ready for spring break and turtle time. You go, Golden Gurl!
Left behind in New York, Heather and LuAnn make the best of it by getting waxed and reddened at a famous brow bar. Pleather takes the opportunity to bring up how hypocritical it was for Aviva to harp on her for excluding Ramona, then turn around and exclude them from the sexed-up, creepy senior citizen trip.
Before leaving for Miami, Carole gets together with her jewelery designer friend and cannot resist discussing the inflated ego of the Pumpkin Head Friend Jumper one more time.
Meanwhile, back in Miami, Aviva discovers a big weiner that she likes, Mario gives an inspired Jacques impression, and Aviva starts winding up Ramona. From the previews, it looks like things might finally start heating up.
In prison, one learns that size does matter.
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