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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
12:11 am
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Ramona is anxious to get the London low-down, so she invites everyone to get together–except Heather and LuAnn. Ramona had her sights set on trashing Pleather, but when Carole is asked for the juicy parts, Princess Carole couldn’t get past the one-upping of the lowly Countess. Sonja tossed another trash bag of the Countess into the garbage can for continuously entering before the shorter ladies.
A pulse, a hefty bank account, and a bottle of Viagra? Hell yeah!
Aviva invites everyone at the table to Miami, especially Sonja, to hook up with a handsome, elderly sex addict–her dad! He’s popping blue pills like candy.
The actionie moves to Yummie for a meeting to get Sonja’s branding off of the ground. Sonja and the graphic artist do not mesh too well, and I’m surprised Lady Morgan didn’t get up and walk out. We finally get to see the toaster oven prototype and its crumb trays. Not gonna spoil this for ya, but…it’s more than two and less than four….
LuAnn and her French boy toy host a wine tasting with a couple of cruel twists–blindfolds and Ramona Pee-no Grigio.
It’s off to gorgeous Miami and the Drescher family cloud palace. We finally meet the blue pill popper, George, and Reid’s mother, Marilyn. What followed was one hell of an uncomfortable, awkward, creepy dining conversation…I mean, really, really awkward. Someone needs to duct tape a fully-clothed poppa George in a shower and blast water on COLD. Marilyn is subtler, but no less creepy. The lingering baby-boomer free-lovers need to learn to keep it on the down-low.
Should have taken the red pill.
Ramonster and Mary-O land in Miami and she is ready for spring break and turtle time. You go, Golden Gurl!
Left behind in New York, Heather and LuAnn make the best of it by getting waxed and reddened at a famous brow bar. Pleather takes the opportunity to bring up how hypocritical it was for Aviva to harp on her for excluding Ramona, then turn around and exclude them from the sexed-up, creepy senior citizen trip.
Before leaving for Miami, Carole gets together with her jewelery designer friend and cannot resist discussing the inflated ego of the Pumpkin Head Friend Jumper one more time.
Meanwhile, back in Miami, Aviva discovers a big weiner that she likes, Mario gives an inspired Jacques impression, and Aviva starts winding up Ramona. From the previews, it looks like things might finally start heating up.
In prison, one learns that size does matter.
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Ramona has nice “glams ” BWHAHAHA! She’s such a nutter, Mary – O didn’t even correct her – it’s GAMS ya lush!
TURTLE TIME!!!!!!!!
Jeezum crow– I am ready to watch– i can get NYC on cable On Demand but not NJ hhmmmmm….
This look deliciously creepy. I predict a one bottle episode.
@BSL, I am waiting for this season to pick up the pace and for Madam Palindrome to drop her pretenses and call Ramona a wimp, Sonja a loser (not in so many words), and gets into it with Heather, etc.
I couldn’t believe when I looked at my Guide and was told this was the eighth episode of the season. It seems to have dragged so far, and I was glad even Bravo told us to not get down with the halfway point clips from the rest of the season. I’m even curious of LuAnn getting on Razzy’s bad side with all of the one-upping.
Speaking of the clips, did anyone understand what was going on with Sonja, some gentleman, and LuAnn at 3AM? Was there a threesome? WTF? I was kind of asleep, but I could barely follow all the juiciness.
@Derek that looked juicy. I think Luann was with the man and Sonja saw the man leave.
Ok I watched the first 5 minutes and I just have to say I loved everyone hating on the Cuntess, It was glorious!
But that’s all I could watch…sorry BSL! You rock!
I love that Luann is sort of a villain this season. So far this show has been so boring though! Anyone else think Luann really needs a new hairstyle?
@Derek, you’re right, she is Madam Palindrome!
I appreciate all of you hanging in there for the brow waxings and wedding ring shopping. Looks like it’s finally about to get real.
Yes she needs to cut that mullet or let it grow out it’s terrible!
What’s this short/tall bit that Sonja’s talking about? I’m short. The ladies I roll with are like skyscrapers and I have no issues entering a room first, last or whatever the hell. Just walk in the room… What’s the problem? I’m with Lu on this one.
I’m so glad to see everyone hate LuMann. Sonja and Carole are the only people I like on this show. They are both in on the joke, at least.
@RomosheDiNT, if they hadn’t shown a clip I would agree with you. And I do agree with you that it shouldn’t matter who walks in the door first, but in the clip they showed – Sonja and someone else (can’t remember who) were walking in front of Lu (she loves it when you call her that) and someone else, Lu totally rushes in front of Sonja and gets in the door way first (lol, I guess it matters to them who walks in first). When Heather tried to speak to Lu in the brow waxing place, Lu was not getting it at all.
I cannot wait to see who slept with the Johnny Depp (swoon) look-a-like at 3 am in the morning!!
Supposedly LuAnn spent the evening with a man who was not Jacques and Sonja saw the man leave. Then LuAnn thought she could speak in French and no one would understand. I think she said he can’t say he was here all night or something like that. Busted? That clearly is not a classy act.
Having just finished Carole’s book, can I just say how excited I was to see the tiger print couch she references make a cameo on last night’s episode?
And DAMN the previews for the rest of the season look good! Aviva looks like she also, in the immortal words of Lisa Wu Hartwell, is not the one.
@featherhead I do recall that scene. LuLu will knock a bitch out with her shoulders to get there first! She looked at Heather like she had 3 heads when she asked her to fall back and let Sonja lead.
Like dahling what?!
I’m with you also on Johnny Depp. It had to be the Lu. The look on her face… although Sonja was running around everywhere bare ass so who knows?
@RomoSheDiNT – I know it surely looked like Lu had the booty call – but I do not trust Bravo for one second, they love to fake us out! So I’m waiting with curiosity until that episode airs.