This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back. After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.
Mario tries to take up for his crazy wife and confronts Heather about not inviting Ramona to London. Mario and Heather are going back and forth until Reid asks Mario what he’s doing. Translation: Hey, dude, stop acting like an effing p***y arguing with a woman. Reid is cool in this scene and once things calm down, people begin to wander off in different directions.
What, say what?
Heather and Aviva are back together, but this time Heather wants to know why Aviva isn’t defending her, and exactly how much is she getting paid to defend Ramona. Ramona’s been recycling all of those empty wine bottles and sharing the profits with Aviva. At ten cents a bottle, 75K empty bottles can add up. Heather is perturbed that Aviva never speaks up that Heather wasn’t talking about Ramona behind her back…at least, not at the time she’s accused of doing it.
All of the ladies are preparing for St. Barth’s. Sonja and Ramona get some plumping and electrical stimulation procedures. Later, Ramona goes shopping for beach wear with LuAnn. They have a good bit of fun together, avoiding any mention of wine gate.
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Aviva invites everyone to a Spinning class to benefit her charity. LuAnn, Heather, and Carole show up, but Sonja and Ramona had emergencies pop up. Aviva is not pleased with their absence. What, no defending Ramona this time around?
We meet the unluckiest cab driver in New York when he picks up Ramona. Carole and Aviva meet up to shop for jewelry and chat about phobias. Nothing new to see here, folks, keep moving.
Hmph. Why did the driver jump out in the middle of the street?
Carole and Aviva meet up again to let the viewers meet an absolutely amazing young man as he receives the surprise of “running legs” from the funds raised at Aviva’s Spinning charity event. This is a truly touching and inspiring scene to see this wonderful boy run for the first time.
Ramona invites Carole, Sonja, and Aviva for lunch at her apartment. While waiting for Aviva to arrive, Carole tells Ramona and Sonja that Aviva’s unhappy that they didn’t show up for the Spinning class/charity event. Ramona had a rash breakout so she needed to see her dermatologist, while Sonja’s 17-year-old dog was very sick and was possibly going to be put down.
It’s for the children!