This week’s episode opens with Carole and Russ having breakfast and making plans for a dinner double date with Aviva and Reid. Ramona walks in and overhears Aviva talking about their “foursome”. The dynamics have definitely changed and Aviva seems quite pleased about it.
RamonJa decides to Google white trash to find out what exactly it means. Their picture doesn’t pop up from the search, so Aviva’s wrong. Sonja’s imitation of a trailer home welcome answers the question about reincarnation. She’s definitely done this before in a previous life.
Are you sure she didn’t call us bright flash?
Next, it’s Aviva’s turn to overhear RamonJa talking with Carole about the girls trip gone bad. Aviva doesn’t walk away like Ramona, though, she walks right in and proceeds winding up RamoJa. Aviva is shocked that there wasn’t a welcome banner to greet her. This is sooo fucking ridiculous.
This MUST be about MEEEEE!
After much yelling and listening to Aviva talk about her phobias, the ladies finally go to lunch. Despite the lovely surroundings, Aviva cannot let there be any peace or fun. Everyone’s beyond ready to tie Aviva to train tracks, except for Carole.
I’m afraid of rope…and men with curly mustaches!
Heather hasn’t complained about the girls trip disagreement, but that changes once she finds out about the double date that excludes her and the other ladies. She has had enough of the self-centered attitudes and walks back to the villa for some “me” time.
Back at the cougar den, Sonja is flirting with the chef and making plans for some bruising. She won’t be getting Lu’s sloppy seconds for this walk in the garden. Watching Sonja in action, Aviva expresses outrage that divorced, single Sonja had sex, I mean, bruising with Tomas. Sonja should behave herself and be a good role model like the Hornysaurus.
During the dinner double date, Aviva brings up how upset some of the ladies are about the changing dynamics. Reid calls their girls weekend more like overweight old ladies gone wild. Niiiice.
Overweight Old Ladies Gone Wild!
The next morning, Carole has arranged for the ladies to get a massage and mani-pedi at the villa. Later in the evening, they leave in two cars for Russ’ concert. En route, RamonJa decide to skip the concert and head back to the villa to drink and pack and drink and drink and drink.
By the time everyone else returns from Russ’ concert, Ramona and Sonja are wasted. The conversation gets heated again, so Heather takes the lead and jumps into the pool. Skinny dipping is the perfect end to their trip to St Barth. Everyone is happy, including the Noodle Nymphettes