Minicap: Real Housewives of NYC

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   Closet Fan
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 3:38 am

   Sonya is single and may have sex with whom ever she chooses. I just don’t understand why she would choose The Cuntess’ sloppy seconds. Was she too drunk to realize that Tomas is not Johnny Depp’s island name? I dig me some Johnny but still, GROSS, after Lu.

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   Too-Old-To-Care
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 4:26 am

   I’ll have to watch a re-run to be sure but I believe I heard Aviva say, “If you did nothing wrong, then apologize.” And was she scratching her fake toes in one scene?

   I’ve never seen the countess look as unattractive (unfinished) as she did at the green dress dinner and the meal where she was wearing the print house dress.

   Ramona’s lucky no one “pushed back” when she kept sticking her booze-breath yapper into their personal space. Why do drunks think they need to be nose-to-nose to talk with you?

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   featherhead
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 4:32 am

   @Too-Old-To-Care- I believe Aviva said “If you did nothing wrong, then why apologize?” She had her there. I can’t believe no one followed Carole when she left the table crying. What a bunch of self-centered harpies! What the hell did Sonja mean when she was arguing with Aviva that “her mouth is worth a lot of money”, blow jobs? or that she could have Aviva blackballed from society?

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   classy drunk
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:00 am

   Had Aviva not come on the trip this probably would have been the first time they had a trip where I was fine watching it for three episodes. Everyone was letting loose and having fun. They had girlie gossip about what happened after everyone went to bed. So a little drama and alot of fun times. Aviva gets there and it’s back and forth…blah blah blah…

   And some point in this episode everyone of the ladies made me roll my eyes and gag…

   Aviva it’s still a girl’s trip if you bring a guy back at the end of the night, because the other girls are sleeping. He is gone by the time your girlfriends wake up in the morning and you giggle about your escapades the night before over breakfast and mimosas.

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   LaurenB52
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:14 am

   totally agree about it still being a girl’s trip with one nite stands CD, it’s not like Tomas sat down to breakfast with them the next day or was invited to go boating or something. Aviva and Reid came and did exactly what the other girls feared by scheduling a couples only dinner. I’d be annoyed too, although Carole did make the point that she never intended for this to be a girls trip.

   I can see both sides of the argument, on one hand, a man does change the dynamic of an all girls trip but on the other hand, they should suck it up, be the bigger people and let it go considering it wasn’t for the whole trip so they’d had several days of it being only girls by the time Reid arrived.

   Ultimately I don’t think Ramonja did anything that bad, they discussed Reid’s arrival changing the dynamic the night before but never actually asked him to leave. It was basically a talk between girls. Aviva came and blew the whole thing out of proportion because they dared to think that Reid’s arrival was less than stellar. She’s out of her mind with her demands for a parade in her honor because she got on a effing plane to St. Barts. She was talking as though she overcame her anxiety in order to fly to Haiti to do charity work or something.

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   Gypsy
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:17 am

   I don’t know if any of you got the Memo, liked the Memo or remember the Memo but this trip isn’t about you, it’s about Aviva and Sonja kissing the ground while getting brusied in the garden.

   I HAD to tune in for that shit show. Those bitches are crazy.

   I also googled warm welcome this morning: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/warm+welcome

   Wow that was nuts!

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   hot cawfee
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:43 am

   Lordy– this sounds like a two pint episode. How dare they cast any blush of aspersion on my girl crush Princess Carole!!!!!!! I am well prepped now to watch due to BSL and fellow commenters.

   I am loving the fact that the word “harpy” has back into popular use.I think everyone should try to use it in a sentence today !!!!!!

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   featherhead
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:44 am

   I was cracking up when Aviva was going on and on about how she heard that “people” were getting drunk and bringing home men. And Ramona pipes in, “yeah, Luanne.” Which Aviva totally ignored. Who is she to police their one night stands, they are single and can do what ever they want. Besides, has she met her father? She is the last one who should be talking about the ladies morals!

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   hot cawfee
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:44 am

   oh and “cluster f&$@”– am happy to see that come back as well!!!!

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    Katie
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:03 am

    You would think that being away on vacation at this lovely resort they could just enjoy themselves. But no, they manage to ruin every trip with their ridiculous nonsense.

    If Sonja wants to behave like a total skank what has that got to do with Aviva? Aviva is the most self absorbed member in this tribe of self absorbed members. Welcoming signs? Effusive thanking of Reid? What the hell is that all about?

    As for Ramona and Sonja, how they behave is not “fun” but drunken behavior by two women old enough to know better. And each season Sonja manages to look more and more like a desperate old bag while Ramona just gets more and more obnoxious.

    But wait, this is Bravo’s success in making women look like complete fools. How far are they willing to go? From the previews of the Miami cast far enough to show one woman actually punching another in the face.

    The question is how much more of this do we want to witness before we walk away in disgust.

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    Poopsicle
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:36 am

    Did Aviva accidentally stick one of her prosthetic legs up her ass? I can’t believe she’s got me siding w/Romonja. She’s so fucking creepy, lurking around the doorways to eavesdrop, standing there watching while Sonja tries to score more dick. Where does she get off acting better than anybody when her own father is a borderline rapist-which I really hope the next time that disgusting old man rubs his drowsy turtle head on some woman’s ass he gets arrested and sued. As for Ried, he’s a fucking thief, and there is nothing more “white trash” than somebody that steals. Hopefully Aviva=Cindy Barshop.

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    Clare S
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:44 am

    @poopsicle do tell, Reid is a thief ? Please spill on the details…..

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    Jason
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Aviva needs to take off her prosthesis and pleasure herself with it, because clearly she’s frustrated that hornyhag (TM) Sonja’s having all the fun.

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    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:54 am

    For the damned record, Aviva, you tried setting your father up with Sonja, so stop this shock and bluster over her fucking a guy on VACATION. That is what you’re supposed to do when you’re single and horny, you one-legged cretin. And why the hell is she not throwing shade at LuAnn when she’s also fucking strangers AND has a MAN to boot. Really? She’s all hand-to-forehead shocked because Sonja’s tentacles light up around men, but when man voiced LuAnn does it she ignores it? Shut the fuck up Aviva. Remember you married Harry the walking STD, so relax your high and mighty views. It was YOUR FATHER who brought a ball and gag and handcuffs to a Christmas gift party (who does that??). Sit down and go give your prosthetic toes a pedicure.

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Looks like Aviva is eating crow on her blog….

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    Poopsicle
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:00 am

    @Clare
    http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/09/07/pt-housewife-reid-drescher-sued-for-investment-fraud/

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    sheesh
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:01 am

    Ramona-Edina Moonsoon
    Sonja-Patsy Stoned

    Heather-Claudia Bing
    Carole-Magda
    Aviva-Saffie

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    Clare S
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:10 am

    @poopsicle thank you, if these allegations are true he is a complete slime ball!

    @sheesh please do not insult poor Saffie by comparing her to that uptight HARPY Aviva the wet paper towel!

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    Meggrs
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Did they not have therapists at Vassar? Maybe they were subpar because they didn’t speak 80 languages like Aviva. Are there any therapists that went to Vassar in NYC? Since that seems to be the only quality about herself in which she places value, then she should find one. You’re not worth shit if you didn’t go to Vassar. Didn’t you know?

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    Reagirl
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:23 am

    Good lord! That screencap of Aviva is classic!!!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:30 am

    @ 16 Poopsie– damn!!!! Thank you for the link– what a total sleeze.

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    caligal
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:37 am

    Aviva is a wretched twat monkey. Someone needs to take one of her extra legs lying around and use it to knock her off of her high horse.
    I think Aviva is secretly pissed at Sonja for not wanting old horny daddy. That entire situation is all kinds of ewwwww.

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    sheesh
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:37 am

    @Clare S
    I love Saffron too, but she is the only one who I could think of that would scream back at the other two.

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    OutHouseCat
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:46 am

    I think one of the Stoopid Housewives commenters hit on something about what $onja meant about her mouth being worth money. $onja is besties with Harry, so she probably knows the dirt on Aviva and if she spills it, Aviva and Reid might be in even more legal trouble. Interesting theory in view of the lawsuit.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:09 am

    I love the Bravo editors exploiting the fakeness of Aviva’s phobias (a la Kim Zolciak’s cancer and need for a wig) when juxtaposed with Carole’s very real nervousness about flying in small planes. By exposing how fake Aviva is, the arguments between her and RamonJa do seem petty and unecessary by comparison. I do like the fact that Sonja and Aviva have become enemies over the course of the trip and it seems to have given Sonja something to do, other than flit around about her toaster oven and her bruises.

    Thank you, BSL, for responding to live tweets last night and adding in Reid’s bitchery about the ladies last night. If Mary-O is open to derision and scorn, Reid has to be beaten with Aviva’s fake leg for his faux pas last night.

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    NatPatBen
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I didn’t care for how Reid felt the need to call them “overweight” old women gone wild. What was that about?

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    Clare S
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:42 am

    @sheesh no worries, I knew what you meant its just that my hate for Aviva makes me crazy like Ramonja

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    kthxbai
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 9:17 am

    @Poopsicle Thanks for that link! I was just about to try and explain the difference between trashy and trash. Now I can just rest my hands!

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    Boysrus
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 10:01 am

    What was Aviva’s mantra at the beginning of the season? Something like, “Say what you mean, just don’t say it meanly?” Maybe she should follow her own advice, or maybe like everything else is “Aviva-land” it only applies to other people.

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    aliens.rock
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 10:13 am

    @26 NatPatBen -EVERYBODY seems overweight next to Aviva, ha, ha… Did you see her in the see-through brown dress? I have seen store mannequins with more meat on their bones. Aviva looks so shriveled, being skinny doesn’t do her much favor. And she claimed she is so skinny because she has only one leg. BS! She looks like she survives on one leaf a lettuce a day!
    She is so effing uptight. She doesn’t understand that girls trip involves hooking up with random guys and getting drunk and having fun, because she has never done it. I bet she thought she was too hot to hook up. And then she married her first sleazeball husband.
    To be honest, I wasn’t fan of Carole in this episode. Ramona and Sonja are not for everybody’s taste (especially the princess’s), but they didn’t do anything wrong. Yes, Sonja was ridiculous, getting wasted and flashing her everything, but that is why she was picked to become one of the RHNY.
    I did like Heather. She call edwomen out, and she was honest. The “early dinner” diss. Yeah, that wasn’t polite. It seemed like an opportunity to talk shit behind other women’s backs.

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    NatPatBen
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:08 am

    @aliens.rock: No one looks skinny on my tv! We have it slightly stretched; I didn’t realize how much until I was in a hotel a few weeks ago and watching tv and though “Is everyone always this thin?”

    I was glad to get back to my own tv and see thicker folks.

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    Deguy123
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I did like Reid until that comment but I think Aviva and Reid are showing their true colors. The welcome banner comment was CRAZY, ok you flew but were scared, so what move on! How are any of those girls “over weight”, I just dont see it. Maybe thats why Aviva is all bones!

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    labowner
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Outhouse isn’t Harry behind on child payments?

    Closet – beer googles.

    I will repeat – we need a whole new cast. Not some newbies – all newbies. Sorry Sonja I am sure you could use the cash, but not my fault you can’t budget.

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    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Omg… Aviva, stfu already! No one gives a rat’s ass how hard the plane ride was for only you. No one is going to thank your husband while massaging his feet and feed him grapes bc he hand delivered your cra cra ass. You are a lunatic! Get yo ass to a therapist, now! Get one to move in with you bc y’all have a lot of damn work to do! I get that Carole wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, but why didn’t she just have dinner with him by herself? Why bring PsychoPants and her LameBalls husband Reid? Carole fucked up that deal.
    Stfu Aviva!!

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    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:57 am

    @Deguy There is a ferry Aviva and Reid could’ve taken instead to get there if she was sooooo terrified. She took the plane anyway. Go figure

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    Mimo
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    She’s probably afraid of ferries too. You know, ’cause they’re over water.

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    Insanehousewives
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Why did everyone need to kowtow and exalt the Diva formerly known as Aviva and dreaded Reid for making the plane ride if it wasn’t harrowing enough of an ordeal to elicit more than a response of “eh, it wasn’t that bad of a ride” when discussing it at the lunch where no one sits or eats.

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    fancyface
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Oh Sonja. Kissing the grown in the garden every once in awhile does the body good eh? I think she got so upset about the ‘double dealing’ comment because of her legal issues. She was sued due to her failed movie company & usually people use that term to define someone with shady business practices. Since she’s now in the process of launching new businesses that could be hurt by that accusation, she lost it, imo. Avicant’s comment about being a good role model for her daughter was vile & I wished I was in arms reach to smack the shit out of her for Sonja. That was a low blow, especially for someone that goes above & beyond to keep her child away from all things RHNY. What a sucky person that troll is! I guess her great role model of a father taught her to be a raging ThunderCunt with personality issues. Jay-sus as Sonja said. UGH…HATE! And Reid’s unwarranted fat comment? Beyond disgusting! Who the hell was he calling fat anyway? Dumbass! And I was really digging that cat. Ah well, they can’t all be as awesome as Dr. Paul!

    When Carole walked away CLEARLY upset & no one went to check on her..I got a little disgusted. Those twats were so wrapped up in themselves that they didn’t even notice & I didn’t blame her for being hurt or even pissed by that. To be fair, I’m pretty sure Romanja was off on one of their avoid Avicants dumb ass rambling trips to the bathroom when she actually left the table so I don’t know why she was upset with them for not knowing she was upset by that selfish twit languishing on about the SMALL PLANE.

    You know..my theory about Ramona’s ramotional behavior has always been that she is hardworking woman & filming RHNY is her gig on the side that allows her to let loose while getting free meals and trips, so she has a ball while filming & then back to business. She gets to promote her products & drink free wine at the parties Bravo pays for so she let’s loose on camera. This is what I was seeing on this trip & Avicant threw a monkey wrench at her good time. Her wine, skin care, jewelry etc has made her money but her clothing business always has and always will be her bread & butter so I’m sure she still busts her ass to keep it a success, so why not have fun while getting paid to have turtle time a few months of the year?

    LuMann is a fucking joke & I’m going to love watching her squirm over her antics at the reunion. I think she was a little more mellow during the episode because she was fracking caught red handed & wanted to get the attention off of her sluttiness. I could literally read her mind in most scenes “Yes, crazy bitches, take the attention off of me. How in the hell am I gonna get out of this one? I hope these bitches whips out a can of whoop ass or something so my shit will be a forgotten blimp on the radar”

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Sheesh@17 ABFAB YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    @ 25 Derek– roger that– Reid must be taking some BITCH pills—I guess Mary-O did share.

    @ 33Lab– I agree- Carole can stay and I am Team Heather-but you guys know that. Call me totes cray-cray but I am hearing Alex McCord’s voice on some of the “Coming up…” Please tell me some one else is hearing it too!!!!!

    I have watched once– and yes-its a two pint of wine episode– will watch again–avec wine (yeah Big A Drescher I know French) and recap.

    When is the reunion and is there anyone it can be infront of a live audience that will take questions from the crowd????????

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    NotwithoutmyTV
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    @hot cawfee: My guess is that questions from a live audience will never, ever be allowed.

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    Annie
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    What a complete and total shit-show.

    Absolutely you’re supposed to get laid on a girls only trip! As long as the guy is never heard from again once the sun comes up

    The dynamic of the group changed when Aviva came, because she was demanding a fuckin parade in her honor for making the trip. Ummmm. no. From the rest of the time forward, she kept making passive aggressive jabs any chance she got to remind everyone of how pissed she was…just jab, jab, jabbing away until something had to give.

    Now, as much as I thought Sonya naked in the pool clutching the two most important things in her life (Ramoner and a Martini) was fucking hillarious, it’s kinda sad to see someone her age that messed up on a regular basis.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 4:45 am

    @ 41 Notwithy– I know…sigh…DAMN COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @ 42 annie– good point– Even without Reid she changes the dynamic b/c she is a total pain in the ass.
    I would say our drinking game s/be that everytime the Big A says “I” or “Me” we drink, but we’d be hammered half hour in if we are that lucky!!

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    featherhead
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 5:59 am

    I just read Carole’s blog and she slams everyone without using names, except for Heather. Here is Lu’s paragraph:

    Don’t invite visitors without asking. While some hostesses are OK with you having a friend, it is wise and gracious to clear it with them first. This is especially true if you are planning on a group of French speaking Italians, or anyone at odd hours who is dressed as a pirate. It is always unacceptable to wake up the other house guests in the middle of the night.

    I loved it!!

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    Annie
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:11 am

    @featherhead…..haha really, that was LU LU talking?! That’s hillarious. Dare I say, she is growing on me?
    She seemed to have alot of fun on the trip, and just let loose for a change. Then again, a night riding fake-Johnny Depp’s pirate ship will do that to you

    This whole “Ramona freaking out about guys being invited to a girls only thing” reminds me of the same thing she pulled on Simon / Alex during season 1, when Simon came along for the girls only dinner at Jill’s house. Whats up with that? Ramona seems to have a weird thing about a man infiltrating a group of women’s personal space. She does fine with couples, but one man with 5 women really sets her off. I wonder why?

    Oh I forgot to mention this: all the ladies jumping into the pool in the last scene was so great…..especially Heather having the balls to push Ramoner in. Good for her

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Tracks!! tracks, Bsl….why didn’t I think of that? Genius, my dear, sheer genius. Not only will she develop an unnatural phobia for rope and mustaches, but also for wood, and metal, and weeds, and clouds, and vertical lines, and vertical lines meeting horizontal lines and 90 degree angles….oh the possibilities. She would NEVEr leave the house and that’s all we want for cripes sake. Lock her away so no one, ever, has to hear her whining sniveling neuroses again!

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    featherhead
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:42 am

    @Annie, I should have been more clear (sorry) that was what Carole said about Lu without using names in her (Carole’s) blog on Bravo.

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    jp
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 8:09 am

    Ahahhahah I wonder what reid had to work on with that lawsuit out there. Thanks for bringing that up!

    I watched the beginning of this season then stopped and now started up again bc everyone was buzzing about it! I thought I liked Aviva at the beginning but yeah now I really don’t. Even though we all know Ramona and Sonja’s antics are a little unique, they were just putting on their fun faces for this vacation and that is what vacation is all about! They were sooo right to call Aviva a buzz kill. Aviva seems like the person that you can’t really have fun around bc she will just bring it back up to you and make it seems like a bad thing.

    Heather was cool in this ep. After a while I think even Lu regretted the one statement she said that set Aviva off, like yeah she wasn’t totally innocent in that but I dont think she was looking to have such an annoying argument going on the whole time. Carole could have set up things a little different, like not having the couples date. It would have been fine if she just wanted to hang with Russ we all get that, its just when u add the other two in there that it looks like they are being extra exclusive. I felt bad for her when she left the table crying about a legit anxiety and no one cared. Aviva only cared bc she wanted to make it about herself.

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 8:20 am

    @Hot Cawfee but it’s not about ME it’s about the CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO LEGS!

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    Inkpop
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Thank you everyone, for saying what I feel every time I get sucked into watching this crap. I think Sonja’s money/mouth remark was her cue to Aviva to wise up and stop playing Nurse Ratched or she will get the Bravo ax. In that scene, Sonja was making sexy talk with the chef and along comes killjoy to deaden the air. Seems to me they were having a conversation about the show–referring to an off camera conversation where Ramona and Sonja had told Aviva to trust them when it comes to performing for the Bravo ringmasters. Sonja may be dealing with some tough stuff, but she knows how to ensure camera time and a spot on the show. ADiva not so much. Sonja was letting her know she was going to get canned if she continued to ruin the party. And you know, I think she’s right. Viewers don’t like meanness. Crazy, yes. Stone cold sober bitchiness, no.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 8:46 am

    @ 49 Gypsy–bbwwhaahhhaahhaaaaaaaa

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    Annie
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 9:43 am

    @featherhead…..ohhhhh gotcha!!! Should have known it was too good to be true

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    msjacqmills
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 10:10 am

    I haven’t watched this whole episode through yet. But, Ramonja going on and on and on about it being a girls trip is kind of ridiculous, since on day one Carole said one major reason for the trip was her boyfriend being there. Everyone was being too damn sensitive about every damn thing.

    Aviva is an asshole.

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    Mimo
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 10:57 am

    In Ramona’s blog, and I could be wrong because I read it several days ago, she said that Carole was just leaving the table when Ramona came back. I don’t remember the exact words, but it does sound like Ramona asked if she was ok, Carole said she didn’t want to talk right now, and Ramona gave Carole her space.