The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama. Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home. Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.
Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face or is he just happy to see Sonja?
Since the men will be cooking, Lu, Ramona, and Sonja leave the kitchen and chat about the trip. RamonJa is expecting to hear more about Italian-gate, but nothing is ever said about it, so they think Lu and Jacques must have worked it all out.
Heather and Carole go drinking, and at one point, Carole talks about Aviva being a runaway bride one week before her wedding in Jamaica. Really? A runaway bride? Talk turns to circumcision and showing some leg to a group of gay guys. Holla!
Lu and Heather get together for sushi. Heather wants to hear more about Italian-gate, but Lu shifts the conversation to IVF to save her relationship with Jacques. Not cheating works well in relationships, too. Just sayin’.
What are you doing ordering a fertility salad with extra nuts?
Dinner brings together Aviva, Heather, and Carole. A couple of the new girls probably want to have a fun get-together, but Aviva commandeers the conversation to diss the Noodle Nymphettes. Hilarious that she labels Sonja as insecure since she can’t function without
While out shopping, Carole confides to Aviva that she’s started smoking again. Aviva HIGHLY approves.
With my statistics, this restaurant could crash into the ocean at any moment.
Ramona visits Sonja in her home, and they jump in bed together. Bad news for anyone wishing for some girl on girl. Sonja is panicking a little since she’s scheduled for a face-to-face meeting with her ex-husband to discuss her settlement. They’re divorced, but the settlement is still lingering. If something doesn’t happen soon, Sonja could lose her home.
Aviva and Sonja meet for drinks and pizza. Aviva starts with a sort-of-maybe apology, but Sonja is still hurt from being called white trash. Sonja goes all “Git Er Dun” and basically tells Aviva that she’s over and done with her. They go back and forth a little until Sonja puts on her hat and walks off. Sonja can hold her own and gave quite a classy beat down.
Next week, the Hornysaurus returns.
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