New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”. Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately? Not if you’re the Hornysaurus. He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either.
The little fella’s about an inch, so can you help me out?
The Hornysaurus can’t wait for Aviva to meet his newest 20-something lady. The unlucky lady looks just like his daughter, except she’s black. Ain’t nothing creepy about telling his daughter that he’s found a woman to bump nasty bits with that looks like her.
Poor Sonja’s anticipated face-to-face meeting with her ex didn’t go as planned. They never saw each other and no check is in the mail.
Heather’s planning a charity to help raise funds to benefit people needing organ transplants. Heather invites Aviva to walk the runway. Aviva can’t believe anyone would ask a 60-something triple amputee, but she’s thrilled!
We’re putting Vaseline and marbles on the runway, so you’ll be fine.
The settlement meeting was an eye-opener for Sonja that it’s time to move on from her ex. The large portrait of her American royalty ex needs to come down, and she’s invited the countess to comfort her during the removal since she’s been through a royal divorce of her own. Royalty must lean on royalty during these trying times.
Aviva found out that Ramona called her ex, Harry, to get the scoop on Aviva and she’s furious. Aviva invites Ramona to brunch in hopes of catching her before she’s starting drinking for the day. Silly Aviva, Ramona never stops drinking. It doesn’t go well since Aviva causes diarrhea. Ramona finally walks out, leaving Aviva with the check…again.
You’re going to leave me with the check after you ordered 20 lobster rolls?
Ramona has invited all of the ladies to attend a fashion show fundraiser to benefit women that have been affected by domestic abuse. The invitations were sent before the brunch, so Aviva is included, too. Instead of attending, Aviva unleashes the Hornysaurus into a room full of women.
George proceeds to force an apology from Ramona for attacking his defenseless, phobic daughter. When Ramona doesn’t give in to his demands, he gets her attention by touching her arm. If there’s ever been a wrong place and a wrong time to send in the Hornysaurus, this is it.
Even though George is asked to leave, he continues drinking and hitting on Carole. Eventually, Ramona has security armed with cattle prods and tasers remove him. Carole doesn’t agree to go on a date with him while he’s in town, but she walks him to the elevator since she thinks he’s embarrassed.
Be honest. Does my skin clash with my jacket?