Minicap: Real Housewives of NYC

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   Sugarbush
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 9:44 am

   Holy moly, is Aviva a nutjob or what? I mean, I guess I’m all accustomed to Ramona’s insanity so it doesn’t really affect or surprise me much, but Aviva? Whoooo doggy, is she a sight!? Instead of giving a shred of sympathy to Sonja and her current emotional and financial turmoil, she points out that losing a leg is way worse. Wow, just wow. That woman is not just a psychopath, she’s a flaming bitch turd with no soul. I’m not saying that losing a limb in an accident is a walk in a park, but let’s put this into perspective. Is the 14-year-old hitchhiker who was abducted by a guy who raped her, cut off both of her arms, and left her for dead only worse off than Aviva because she lost two limbs instead of only one?

   I say we gather up a bunch of mannequin legs and ship them to her so she’ll STFU.

   Can’t wait for the full recap!

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   Eyediosmio
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 10:02 am

   Please. Aviva drives me nutso. My FIL only has one leg, since he was 12 and let me tell you that man never mentions it and never asks for any special treatment. So her BS just grates on my nerves. Jerk.

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   featherhead
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 10:14 am

   I have three words -”Incest is best” – and Ramonja is/are White Trash???? Are you kidding me? I rewound it to make sure I heard him correctly and yep that’s exactly what that douche bag said to his daughter in the organic drug store.

   On WWHL – Bethenny tweeted Andy looking for her fruit basket for recomending Aviva for the show. Now we know who to blame for the coo coo….

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   aliens.rock
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:01 am

   M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R should be spelled like B-I-T-C-H
   Could Aviva be any more condecending and nasty in this conversation?
   Oh Jeez, what a clusterf…. Aviva sent her daddy to fight her battles for her and get an apology. what is it? a second grade playground snafu?
   I don’t even understand why Ramona met with Aviva. She knew about her conversation with Sonja, didn’t she? Nothing good was going to come out of this meeting. Maybe Bravo made her do it…
   Poor Aviva forgot that she could’ve sent a check for the charity. after all, she WAS born in New York. New Yorkers have never heard about post office, couriers, emails, bank transfers, etc. They deliver everything in person, so they can stir up more drama (just guessing…).
   So now Ramona is on the death list because she offended Aviva’s horndaddy. Well, he has been offending my sense of sight and hearing since he graced our screens. I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole. By the way, George, bragging doesn’t equal actually doing it, and most women know it. you are not fooling anybody….
   I didn’t get the drama of Sonja husband’s portrait. Out of sight, out of heart, or the other way. By the way, i don’t know who is he . Is he a J.P. Morgan guy? He looked very old, or maybe just blurry

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   clares
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:14 am

   In Aviva’s blog she writes about her father “he was the one who told me to “keep screaming” while I was trapped for three hours in the conveyor belt, even though others were trying to quiet me down.”
   Ok I am not an expert but I really can’t imagine telling a kid to “keep screaming” is a way to make them feel reassured and that they will be ok. WTF!!!! I remember splitting my head open as a child and my family kept me calm and worked to keep me distracted until we could get to the hospital. By talking to me calmly, etc.. they helped make the trip to the hospital just a trip and not a traumatic experience. I am not saying getting 20 stitches is the same as losing a leg but I think the way adults handle events can go a long way to make things less traumatic for children.

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   Jason
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:39 am

   Aviva’s “you didn’t kiss the ground Reid walks on” crap is getting, well, even crappier.

   And for someone who’s all bent out of shape because 2 grown women in a French Caribbean island were skinny dipping in a secluded private pool, she sure as hell has no issue with the Hornysaurus acting like a sexually depraved sea urchin trying to grab everything that moves. Yeah, Ramona is a jackass, but only Aviva can make her look sane and stable in comparison.

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   classy drunk
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

   HA! Aviva is making people sympathize with Ramoner. I never thought I’d see the day.

   Aviva started out so well. Now she has just taken a turn for the worse and I am not sure she can come back from it.

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   labowner
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm

   Feather wasn’t Bethanny kind of responsible for kicking Kelly down the crazy road and now she wants credit for adding Aviva? I guess it takes a loon to know one?

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   classy drunk
   Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm

   Kelly was already crazy. Her crazy drove Bethanny crazy, so I think they were even.

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    WaffleBoy
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    “Be honest. Does my skin clash with my jacket?”
    God bless you and keep you that was awesome.
    Thanks!

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    Holyterror
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    I bet Aviva’s getting a new perspective on what “rude” really is, now that these episodes are airing and she gets to hear what all the “fans” think of her whenever she walks out the door. Heh heh.

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    featherhead
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I would love to know who was keeping Aviva in the loop about what was going on in St Barths since Aviva kept insisting it was only Ramonja dancing on the tables. Seems someone was keeping their name out coughluanncough. Besides what happened in St Barths is none of Aviva’s business, quite frankly.

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    Mimo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I think it was the previous episode, when Aviva was complaining, once again, to Heather about what she thought the time spent in St. Barths would be like. Shopping, laughing, having fun, giggling, joking, etc. Heather told her – “That’s what it was like before you came.” Did Aviva completely miss that – or am I making it up?

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    mere2142
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Why is Aviva so concerned with what Ramonja did or didn’t do in St. Barth’s or in their own bedroom? What a judgmental bitch – and this coming from someone who feels like she was being judged for her endless phobias. I have never liked Ramona but Aviva has succeeded in making that loon look like the sane one. I can’t wait for Heather to tell her to STFU next week!!

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    30emma
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    That guy is so gross and he shouldn’t be on any show. that 4halex on youtube has a video on how he shouldn’t even be on tv

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    labowner
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Doesn’t Aviva worry about all the gold diggers around her dad?

    Anyone grossed out by meeting Aviva’s dad knowing she willingly married horny Harry?

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    pradaliz731 aka LAL
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I think Aviva should quit making lunch plans since everyone walks out and she ends up staring into space or talking to the furniture about her “not warm welcome”. She needs to take her father to rehab for sex and she can go next door to the phsychiatric one.

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    kthxbai
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    @classy drunk That’s what I was thinking! You know it’s bad when I catch myself hollering advice at the tv to Ramona. To just say “Have a nice talk” and bounce your ass out of there.

    Radar online’s got this Aviva quote.
    We are like modern day gladiators. People have a need to see people battle it out in the flesh..This job is much tougher than it looks

    That last part needs to be her intro line on the show.
    Since she’s having such a hard time getting people to understand she’s the boss of them.

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    bubblesballentine
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Wow. The Aviva crazy train just keeps picking up speed, thank gawd she has the whaaa-ambulance on speed dial.

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    Girlfriend
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    BSL those (foto) captions are HILARIOUS!!!!!!
    Ck out caroleradziwills twitter page she says some interesting things about the Other women .

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Vivs is one dumb crazy ass bitch! How the fuck is it any of her business what ANYONE does on vacation if it happened before she got there? So fucking what IF Ramonja were spooning naked? What business did they have opening the door to the room when they were asleep?
    She seems to have selective hearing/believing. When people have tried to clarify or correct her incorrect rants she says, ‘No no no!” How could that bitch know? She wasn’t there? What the other person is trying to tell her is the truth….we saw it on camera! Ya dumb donkey-teeth bitch!
    She’s got waaaay more problems than just one leg. I wonder how many siblings she has or if she was oldest/youngest, etc. She sure has a “I’m going to tell on you!” or “I told ya so!” kind of demeanor about her.

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    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    Aviva has a “Patrician” look?

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 12:57 am

    @NotaNJHW – Her father calling her patrician is the exact genesis of her psychosis. She was raised to think she was fine and elegant and elite, but also spoiled and given everything because of her injury. That deadly combination has evolved into a judgmental, accolade-craving, superior, needy, stuck up, delusional nutcase.

    The hypocrisy runs deep in everyone on this show but I want to point out how Aviva skipped Ramona’s charity and sent a check… it’s not about Ramona or her charity, Aviva, it’s about the WOMEN who are MISSING SELF ESTEEM!

    I want her to be torn to shreds in the reunion. I want it so bad. There is nothing more frustrating than the screeching back-and-forth that just whips everyone into a frenzy and resolves nothing. Ramona is too hyper, I want her muzzled on her couch and the others to take turns surgically extracting chunks of Avivas ego like a lepidopterist plucking off butterfly wings.

    Have I mentioned I hate Aviva?

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    anniedawg25
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Maybe its because I’m currently three months sober and my eyes have really been opened to booze problems, but Ramoner and Sonya do drink way too much. Im not talking about their vacay, but in everyday NY life, they do seem to drink a lot.
    HOWEVER it was not the time, or place, or Avivas business to bring it up to either one of them. Shes only known them a short time, she was super bitchy about it, and just came off as a crazy intrusive bitch. Its a no brainer ramona was defensive about it. Also, Aviva unleashing her crazy oversexed dad to the charity event was completely out of line and she knew what she was doing. The dude gives me the creeps, he’s a sexual harassment lawsuit, or rape charge waiting to happen…..if it hasn’t happened already.

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 7:34 am

    @anniedawg, I’ve always assumed that these events are centered around them going to dinner, charities, and parties which all involve drinking. That’s why they’ve provided cars for these woman when they are shooting.

    But that is coming from a person who thinks that a few drinks at events is ok. Some people don’t think so.

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    anniedawg25
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:15 am

    @ Classy Oh i agree with you, drinking at social event is cool, I’m all for it, but i recall scenes where the girls were drinking at home, Avery’s birthday party, and other moments where i thought to myself “really?”
    I’m not trying to come across as judgmental and i apologize if I did, but it does appear (to me) they do drink a bit more than they used to….and again Aviva is coming off like a complete bitch

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:34 am

    No not judgmental at all. but everyone’s perception is different. While I think it’s ok to have a glass or two a wine or a beer or two a day. Some people think that’s too much and will say…You’re an alcoholic…you’re a drunk. Well no I’m not getting drunk whilst watching the Braves, but yes I did have two beers. (Go Braves! Playoff bound!)

    Vivs is definitely a bitch.

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    caligal
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Anyone read Aviva’s blog? Her mother died from alcoholism six years ago. Explains a lot. Projecting much, Aviva?
    And part of me can’t help but think that something very creepy and inappropriate has happened with her father. The scene from the playground and her young son talking about his penis being stimulated by the ride sent alarm bells off in my head.
    Bet that is one fucked up family.

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    Too-Old-To-Care
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I loved how, every time Heather expressed her excitement about Aviva walking in the show, the camera turned to catch LuAnn’s reaction to not being asked. Luann’s “I’m so happy for you, Aviva” reaction can be seen in the Vaseline picture.

    I have to admit, though, that it was kind of rude for Heather to ask Aviva in a public setting where other potential “show walkers” were in attendance. I’m pretty sure if they weren’t on the outs, she would have at least asked Ramona, based on Ramona’s last modeling-for-charity gig.

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    fancyface
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 10:57 am

    @TooOld…I knew I wasn’t just imaging things! I was wondering why they kept panning to LuMann during that scene & then the model thing clicked lol. I think the editors fhate the Countess!

    Ramona has the emotional maturity of a 12yr old. FFS her father has left her with a fucked up discourse! She can’t handle confrontations without getting overly upset & lashing out and her drinking has nothing to do with it. She can be stone cold sober & will react like a cat that got stung by a bee if she’s confronted. Sheesh! She had the truth and sanity on her side for once & she couldn’t articulate a defense at that lunch with that dumbass. UGH!

    That being said…WTF is up with the Disgustingtons? “Incest Is Best” was uttered by her father & she didn’t even blink! WTH? I flove her saying she was going to confront Ramona for what SHE did to her father..an 80yr old man..on the next episode. Um? Crazy Bitch say whaa? YOU sent that creepy 80yr old to do your dirty work…wth did you think was going to happen. STFU A-Diva!

    Carole has lost all her shine in my eyes. She letting her dislike for Ramonja cloud her judgement on what’s right. WhyTF is she backing up Adiva’s b.s? Her smug self righteousness is irritating as hell too.

    If Heather only showed Sorryful Sonja 2 pics to choose from, I’d have an issue too. Let’s see how she turns that into Sonja being ungrateful for asking for more than 2 choices next episode. Yeah, my mind is already jumping to the next episode because this one was boring as shit until the last 10 mins.

    I’m done with those trailer turds! Now I’m off to google what trailer turds means!

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    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Aviva, stfu already! Damn! Also, seriously Carole? Over it…
    I’m not even going to get started on SonJa.
    Yay, BSL!!

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

    I’m with you Fancy. You sent your Dad to do your dirty work, then he grabbed and while not violently you grabbed a woman who was formerly abused.

    I’ve never been abused, but I would have been upset in that same situation. Because it wasn’t the calming hug technique, he grabbed her.

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    Bitchylady
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    I’m so pissed I missed this episode because I have NO IDEA what you are all talking about. Thank God for Bravo’s all day RH marathons….

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    LAC
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Yay – full recap coming soon!!

    I will give Aviva credit – that crazy bitch knows how to fluster Ramona during an argument. You could see Ramona start her patented “take a deep breath and then let a cascade of words come out without pause” brand of arguing and Aviva, bless her cray cray heart and peg leg, shut her down. No wonder she was hyper angry at the event. That said, George…jaysus. When does that get sent back to Florida?

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    Mimo
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I actually thought Ramona was incredibly gracious to George when he first came. She greeted him with a hug and then politely (several times) asked him not to get involved. And then walked away. George followed and grabbed her arm because she was ignoring him. I don’t know how hard he grabbed her, but I saw his thumb clearly indent into her nicely toned arm. Even then, she didn’t go nuts. She asked him to leave. And then asked him again. He didn’t. She asked someone on staff to tell him to leave. He ignored her and continued trying to pick up Carole. I’m just saying – I think she was more patient than I would have been.

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    BelowSeaLevel
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    It was on reruns last night and I waited for that scene when he grabbed her arm because I couldn’t remember if it was a light touch or not. Mimo’s correct, his thumb was clearly indented into her arm. It wasn’t just a light, gentle touch. Getting back to the recap now.

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    TV Junkie
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    george brings the term helicopter parents to a new hight

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    TV Junkie
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    ..height…

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    NotwithoutmyTV
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan!! Gol-leee! They gave a magic runway walking leg!!!!!!

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in a sidecar, is Hornysaurus’s hornysaurus act gettin’ old. I’m afraid that dried-up old fuck is gonna get a spinoff waaaay before the Jew Dices will.

    And I go to fundraisers for abused women all the time. I grab their arms when I’m talking to them, and smack ‘em on the ass if they’re hot, and trap their arms at their sides so I can blow raspberries on their necks, and everything. Security never throws me out.

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    labowner
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Not – you must run into the face of DV Taylor all the time.

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    featherhead
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Just saw a commercial for The Amazing Race and they have a girl on that is a Double Amputee. I’m sure she’s not expecting red carpets and parties when she gets off the plane. There was no whining about how haaaard it is – she’s taking the bull by the horns! Now she impresses me. Aviva not so much.

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    EDY
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    While I knew that there is a lot of producer manipulation of story lines on the Housewives franchise, I just read the Famewhorga website about RHONJ and now understand just how much of this kind of this kind of thing goes into RHONY – such as George asking Ramona to apologize or asking Carole out on a date. One gets the feeling he is wearing an earpiece with a producer on the other end. That said, I don’t think Aviva needs a lot of coaching to be a bitch with a superiority complex or Ramona, a pinot filled sloppy drunk. It seems Carole doesn’t play along as much so wonder if she will be cast for next season.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    @ NWMTV “And I go to fundraisers for abused women all the time. I grab their arms when I’m talking to them, and smack ‘em on the ass if they’re hot, and trap their arms at their sides so I can blow raspberries on their necks, and everything. Security never throws me out.”

    I call those strip clubs…am I wrong?

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    No @ Classy Drunk. They’re bikini bars. I’ve heard there’s a difference.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:25 am

    I hate Aviva for making me side with Ramona.

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    Smarlo
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:29 am

    I just wonder who died and left Aviva the head of the morals police? Who does she think she is?

    I really hope they address that at the reunion.

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:31 am

    @2muchbravo…ahhhh you’re right. NWMTV is too classy of a guy to go to a strip club.

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    NotwithoutmyTV
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:31 am

    COCKTAIL BAR with VIP WAITRESSES, thank you very much.

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 4:20 am

    My apologies.

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    Ohiomom
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    @48NWMTV…Are they dancing on tables and 56 years old?