The ladies reunite to rehash the season. On one couch, the new girls: Heather, Carole, and Aviva. On the other couch, the returning housewives: Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn. And off we go….
The reunions are filled with arguing and talking over each other, and this one starts off with Carole’s camera interviews being a little too mean girl compared to what she said to their faces. We relive the glorious royal wars in London, Lu’s friend jumping, and Lu’s repulsive-to-Carole’s-ears Native American/Indian talk.
So, like I woke up, and there was like 20 Taco Bell wrappers in my bed….
Heather is asked to give her professional “designer insight” into the whole dress borrowing act against humanity. When Heather doesn’t tell Lu exactly what she wants to hear, they get into it about defending versus not defending the countess. Heather obviously didn’t get the “defend royalty” memo.
Andy Cohen brings up Harry, the dating merry-go-round. Sonja throws out that Aviva has been the one talking about Harry first, and also going to The New York Post with harmful things about Harry. Aviva places the blame for the negative articles on one of her rogue legs, Chatty Cathy Leg.
When the blackmail drama is brought up, Lu and Ramona stick to their truce and avoid going there.
What is Ramona wearing? Gladiator Barney?
St. Barth is brought up, so Aviva apologizes to RamonJa for calling them white trash. She promises to never call them white trash again, but she’s reserving the right to use “trailer turd” as she sees fit.
Andy lets Reid off a little too easily for his insulting the women, calling them old, fat ladies gone wild. Trailer turd.
The full recap is on its way, so check back soon. In the meantime, check out last week’s recap here.
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