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Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most controversial topic of the season–when faux royalty met faux Johnny Depp. It was all a misunderstanding according to Lu, and she’s still together with her big dummy.
Sexy SonJa brought the heat, according to Andy, and he wanted to probe a little deeper into the rear garden topic, but SonJa wasn’t talking much about it.
Turning to pervy fossils, time for a Hornysaurus montage. SonJa wasn’t upset about Aviva trying to fix her up with George, but was offended that she wouldn’t unleash him on Carole. Viewers wrote in about Aviva’s double standards for RamonJa and her sex addict father.
Toastergate! SonJa’s toaster oven is ready, but claims she’s holding off because she’s working on a “collection” that includes tongs and oven mitts. Keep the faith, gurl, it will be in the 4 a.m. infomercial rotation one day.
Next, a montage of the highs and lows of the relationship between Aviva and Ramona. Aviva shares that her mother died as a result of being an alcoholic, so she is “sensitive to partying” and fun.
Andy keeps prodding Ramona about alcohol, so she finally tears into him that she doesn’t drink any more than her industrial winery can make.
As the Reunion and the season end, the final thought is that Heather has gotten prettier. Holla!
The full recap is on its way, so check back soon. Last week’s recap of the Reunion, Part One is here.
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