Minicap: Real Housewives of NYC

Recaps

By BelowSeaLevel | Tuesday, October 23, 2012 | 10:24 am | 6 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of NYC, Recaps

Time for the Not Really Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!   We meet Aviva’s hairless leg, Carole’s mail guy, and Sonja’s afternoon delight.

Lu and Pepe meet with people desperate enough for air time that they go along with the countess’ plans for a collection of…ummm….apparel and accessories for…ummm…a collection.  Lots more market-y marketing for Sonja’s new ventures and Ramona’s vino.  Bravo says you must buy their shit!

When are the pirate games?

 

Unsure why there’s more of Aviva arguing that her father shouldn’t have been thrown out of the party for grabbing the arm of the hostess of a charity event for abused women.  

There’s some footage of Lu’s mothering prowess and RamonJa packing for St. Barth.   In St. Barth, Heather did break her nose, Sonja flirts with the chef, and Lu bonds with some birds…in French.  

I had so much fun with some Italian birds last night.

 

Andy asks all of the ladies about their best and worst times during the season, which will be in the full recap.

The full recap is on its way, so check back soon.  Last week’s episode, Reunion Part 2, recap is here.

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    Mimo
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Usually, I just go “ugh” to lost footage episodes, but it was all worth it, to hear Heather calmly explain to Aviva that Ramona wasn’t rude when she threw out George.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Way to spend quality time with your kids Lu!

  3. 3
    Too-Old-To-Care
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Look at me!

    There’s a parrot on my shoulder!

    I’m a pirate! Aarrrrgh! (That’s French Italian for Aarrrgh!)

  4. 4
    polk8dot
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Lu is a horrible mother, I can state it now with clean conscience. I remember 2 seasons ago, when she was ‘taking suggestions’ from Victoria and her friends on some staged group outing. She set it all up so she could ‘get their opionions’ on what teens wanted to know about manners etc. Clearly she was fishing for subjects to use in her shit ‘book’ ‘Class-lack with the Cunt-ess’ (*eye roll*). She could not stop herself from constantly scolding most of them for things they did wrong at the table, and especially excoriated poor Victoria for eating with her mouth open and trying to answer a question with food in her mouth.
    And now, sitting at the table with both kids, she almost burned Noel at the stake for daring not to answer a question promptly enough. When he explained he DID NOT WANT TO TALK WITH HIS MOUTH FULL I thought she was going to have an aneurysm on the spot. He dared to quote her ‘own’ ‘classy pointer’ back at her!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Best of all, she seemed like she had no clue what he was talking about. That’s how much class and manners she uses in her own daily life. What a fricking POSEUR!!!!

    Plus her obvious distaste bordering on hatefulness towards her own son made me very uncomfortable. This woman was not only a fake Cunt-ess, she was a fake wife, and a fake mother.
    I think she is a gross monster, honestly, for whom pretenses are more important than real life and her own kids.

  5. 5
    2muchbravo
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    You Polk8dot, Lu’s daughter still eats with her mouth open!

  6. 6
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    Yeah, you can tell they are related. Lu can’t keep her mouth shut either for various reasons. Land Ho, Matey!

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