MiniCap: Real World


By VirginiaApple | | 6:00 am | 7 Comments

rwlv ep 7 minicap

The new girl shows up and starts lustin’
To get a good boning from Dustin
In defense of Teacup
The girls want to beat up
This bitch who they won’t soon be trustin’.

But wait!  This new girl’s not all bad
MikeMike and Roy Lee think she’s rad
They ride on a zip line
All three have a good time
Which just makes the other girls mad.

They’re all out getting crunk one night
Paranoia leads to a fight
Naomi starts up shit
But Teacup avoids it
And later tries to make it right.

For now things are under the rug
They even seal it with a hug
But like a fine wine
Good drama takes time
And Cooke, well, she might be a slug.

But the guys were not drama-free
MikeMike called out Dustin, you see
For flirting with Cooke
And making it look
Like a hookup might soon come to be.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    HereGoHellCome
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Nice poem VA! – I think Cooke may be a little shady, but the rest of the girls (except the blonde one) annoyed the crap out me when they were in her face trying to fight her…

  2. 2
    Trini
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 10:13 am

    omg haha loves it!

  3. 3
    Posted April 21, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    I don’t get how Naomi can be ok with RL hooking up with random strangers, but hooking up with a roommate is off limits? Sounds like dumb rationalization for her to be jealous.

    Best line of the night, Big Mike to Dustin, “the more I get to know you, the less I like you.” That even hurt my feelings, and I can barely stand Dustin once a week.

  4. 4
    plockeness monster
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 7:54 am

    I know Mike and Zito have fought before, but I had no idea that Mike really just didn’t like him. Zito must be a real dick. I felt extremely bad for Cooke. Nany and Naomi were awful.

  5. 5
    dazzyfresh
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    That MikeMike line hurt MY feelings too, but Zito is an irritating prat isnt it? Damn that episode, the previews of whats to come look AWESOME

  6. 6
    NYQUEEN
    Posted April 24, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Zito does gay porn.

  7. 7
    MichyPR
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    I feel that the way Nany and Naomi behaved showed us that they are immature 21 year olds, I mean Naomi saying that the guys were disgusting traitors for hanging out with Cooke? Give me a fuckin’ break! They are really immature and stupid and Naomi needs to realize that Leroy doesn’t seem to be all that into her anyways, although I could be wrong, and just get over it. IMO none of the girls are that pretty, guys think they are so pretty because they are latinas! so exotic! Puhlease, I see prettier girls here every day. Can’t wait for this week’s episode, it looks good! Also, Dustin is really annoying! That is all.

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