MiniCap: Real World

Recaps

By VirginiaApple | Thursday, April 28, 2011 | 11:00 am | 12 Comments
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rw minicap dustin


Ready for Dustin’s “secrets”?
Everyone please gather ’round
As we spend 60 minutes
Listening as it goes down

We all knew this reveal would be “cumming,”
Oh look, what an obvious pun!
Realization for Teacup was numbing,
Like she was hit with bricks by the ton.
Dustin ran away, so scared and hurried.

Letting it sink in, Teacup was worried.
After the reveal, they saw a show about sex,
Sometimes timing can be just too absurd.

Very soon after hearing, Roy Lee was perplexed,
Even though he’s never heard of that word.
Gay porn as a past is new for this old crap,
Aren’t you glad they found a new well to tap?
Stay tuned for the release of my long-form recap!

12 Comments

  1. 1
    kesthemess
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 11:11 am

    brilliant.

  2. 2
    marijai
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 11:15 am

    There is an article out this morning with Dustin giving an interview regarding last night’s episode

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/dailybeast/20110428/ts_dailybeast/13744_therealworldsdustinzitoonhisgaypornpast

  3. 3
    plockeness monster
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Thanks for the article link, Mari.

    Are Heather and Zito still together??

  4. 4
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Great one VA! I was very impressed. First, Desperate Housewives had a crossword puzzle (and a haiku, I think) and now a short form poem. This is great. It is high school English class all over again. Awesome!

    I liked English so it is a compliment. :) . Well done.

  5. 5
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    @ Plockeness, I don’t think so. If you watched the Aftershow, you could tell she was embarrassed/pissed to have been used by Zito and said that their relationship had changed after the gay porn reveal. Her body language was all kinds of negative, plus, her hugging Zito seemed to be half-hearted and empty. Two Aftershow bright spots: Zito said, in a Freudian manner, that he was a little bit “homosexual” and Heather took out her aggression which should have been directed toward Zito toward Cooke.

  6. 6
    someguy
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    I think clear case of producer putting this in.You lose the biggest drug dealer/gang member/ shot caller and biggest cause of b/s in the house and just then this pops up.Those real world losers are on the computer day and night and they act like they never googled the other reality whoremates.I have to call B/S on this

  7. 7
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Sorry. Show isn’t produced. It was bound to come out… People have access to google and the castmember names are released while filming is taking place. There are whole websites dedicated to the show’s gossip while it’s airing. Producers didn’t have to do a thing for this to eventually become public. But man, I was definitely disappointed in the cast’s reaction and the way they treated him. And the cast members are always on the computer, true, but many websites are blocked, and I’m not sure why they would google each other while living together… although that would be hilarious if that happened more in the future.

  8. 8
    2Hyper
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Captain: do you have some affiliation with the show? Love the name by the way….reminds me of my favorite Project Pat song…”dont save her, she don’t wanna be save!”

  9. 9
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    I do have some affiliation with the show ;) And I will have to check out that song!

  10. 10
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    I’m stepping in to say well done on the poetry, VirginiaApple! You’re upping the minicap game here! I’m taking bets on how long it will be before I give up on the creative stuff, because geez . . . It can be kind of exhausting to come up with something like this AND get it up the next day, so total kudos!

  11. 11
    jerseyj
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 5:43 am

    @someguy – They probably had googled each other, but remember he went by a different name on the website. Googling Dustin Zito wouldn’t have brought up his, um, “body of work” until all the Real World blogs figured it out and it started going viral.

    Also, I don’t think it was clear from the aftershow what his relationship is with Heather. She said there relationship had changed after this information came out, but didn’t specify how. She also stood up for him a few times during the aftershow although she did seem awkward talking about the whole situation.

    And, the “homosexual” Freudian slip (instead of saying “homophobic”) was HILARIOUS.

    Also, I have to disagree with Captain-save-uh-ho…I thought the cast reacted pretty well to the whole thing. RoyLee in particular impressed me with the one-on-one conversation he had with Zito where he said this was going to change his views about using homophobic slurs in the future. I really do think most of their negativity was about the lying and hypocrisy on Zito’s part (making gay slurs all the time), not about the fact that the porn was with another man.

  12. 12
    someguy
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    I just think the timing was very strange.Right after the John Gotti of Rhode island leaves they discover the Zito show.The bad ass dude who got kick out found and that one women’s mom found out on internet.I think the cast is on the computer every episode and they could not find his past on the web but , her Mom does and so does DAbadass.If they could find it so could the cast.Also very Punk move for the mastermind drug dealer to call and rat out the guy.What happened to his criminal code of no snitching.Some Class act

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