MiniCap: Real World

Recaps

By VirginiaApple | Thursday, May 5, 2011 | 1:12 pm | 7 Comments
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rw minicap teacup

Teacup has come unhinged in the wake of last week,
Seems she has a personality after all!
She hooked up with Nany; all the guys took a peek,
But after she sobered, she reacted with gall.
Oh Teacup, did you not know that girls are allowed
To hook up with one who is of the same gender?
A double standard?  Maybe, but you should be proud
That you had fun and let loose while on your bender.
After the fact, it was Dustin’s comfort she sought,
Which delighted him because he wanted her back.
When he asked what was up, she decided she ought
To keep her distance both in and out of the sack.
‘Tis no surprise this caused Dustin some frustration,
Which he soothed with Cooke and some facial suckation.

Naomi and Roy have been banging unprotected,
And now she is worried, for when she peed, it burned.
It seems that they both must have badly failed sex ed,
But now, with her symptoms, they’re suddenly concerned.
Roy Lee is scared, so he tries to keep his distance,
Naomi is mad and wants him to console her.
They both seem to realize they took a risky chance,
By getting it in without wrapping his boner.
She finally realized she had to see the doc,
To see if she was diseased or impregnated.
She learned her infection ’twas not from Roy Lee’s cock,
And she was not with child; they both were elated.
We hope they both have learned from their careless mistake,
To not sleep around without covering the snake.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    someguy
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    This show/Cast sucks,It has become tried show year after year.Names change but show stays the same. Your recaps Great/Real world suck.Come to think MTv sucks.It has become Bravo TV with pregnant teens and younger Reality whores

  2. 2
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    I think Shakespeare would be pleased with the word “suckation.” Brava!

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Ha! Nicely done, Virginia!

  4. 4
    Flippy Floppy
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 5:59 am

    When you can rhyme the words “console her” and “boner,” you may have a future as a rapper. You just one-upped “baller” and “Impala.”

  5. 5
    dazzyfresh
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 6:08 am

    Very enjoyable, tis was a joy for the eyes, and quite a surprise (and you are gifted-i cant rhyme ‘enjoyable’

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 6:28 am

    @Flippy Floppy, I love that song. hit the highway making money the fly way.

    “To not sleep around without covering the snake.”

    You even educated us with this poem.

  7. 7
    Joslyn Jones
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 11:50 am

    That. Was. Awesome.

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