MiniCap: RHOC

Recaps

By ZipTheRip | Monday, April 18, 2011 | 11:00 am | 13 Comments
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Posted in: MiniCaps, Real Housewives of Orange County, Recaps

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This week on RHOC… Vicki stops by Tamra’s new house to exchange air kisses, gifts, affected compliments (“your new house is so cuuuute” = omg, you’re living in a shoebox, you have no money and I do because I work), and gossip. The Bellino’s can’t afford their home (pause for giggles all around) and Alexis spends her day booking appointments for manicures, pedicures, facials and botox, and that’s when she takes a moment to stop looking in the mirror. Meow ladies, well done!

All of the males in Gretchen’s life are fat and she’s sick of it. Her dogs are fat because her ex-husband feeds them too much and Slade is fat because he’s a lazy ass (I added that last part). She and D-bag Slade join Peggy and Dr. Micah for dinner to celebrate the unveiling of Peggy’s GiNorMous new boobs. Micah plays pull my finger and while getting serviced under the table. Vicki continues to give us an uncomfortable front row seat to the disintegration of her marriage. She’s not comfortable around Donn, she can’t fill the awkward silence between them at a dinner table and she’s annoyed at him for making her feel this way. She’s happy, the only thing that’s not perfect in her life is her marriage and that would be okay if everyone would just leave her alone and let her work!

Tamra visits Alexis to get a look at the soon-to-be foreclosed digs and the bitches throw down! Well, middle-aged, vapid & plastic throw down anyway. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip…if they could move their faces it would be more dramatic, but with a ‘tsk’ and a hair toss these bitches are ovah each other. That’s the short strokes, full recap coming soon…

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    what?
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    I know a lot of people do not care for Vicki, but this episode was very painful to watch. It was so apparent Vicki is hurting, but she can’t or won’t let herself leave work behind and work on her marriage. So very hard to watch. Don seems like such a nice guy, but things are often different looking from the outside in.

  2. 2
    BamA
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Tamra is vile. Alexis confronted Gretchen when she thought Gretchen was being inappropriate. Wouldn’t you WANT your friends to do that? Who cares if they apologize to you about what Gretchen said? She just didn’t want to say she was sorry to Alexis. Urgh. Watching her on TV makes me ill. She used to be my favorite housewife – she’s fallen so far!

  3. 3
    Jeanine Schaefer
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    There isn’t a single woman left on this show that I actually like. I used to really like Gretchen but now she’s so obnoxious I usually mute the scenes she’s in. Listen lady, NOBODY wants to hear about the sex life of you and “Tubba Wubba” Smiley!!! It is beyond revolting!

  4. 4
    fancyface
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Watching this show now…how condescending was Vicki when she walked in Tamara’s house? “How cuuuute..A lil Tamara house” lmbo…I can’t even dislike her. She’s such a selfish, insecure, wench. I honestly believe she can’t help herself. Oh Vicki…

    Kinda liking the new girl. I like how she’s reserving her take on the girls and not letting what they say about each other cloud her judgement, but she was totally stirring the pot @ her lunch with Tamra lol. Best part of that lunch? Peggy trying to defend Jim as a good father & words failed her. Priceless & kind of refreshing that she couldn’t lie lol. And umm, Peggy? You & Alexis are friends like Donn & Vicky are married..which is not really & only for the idea of it. You 2 hate each other & I love it. Can’t wait til you guys finally admit it *rubbing palms together in anticipation of drama* :)

  5. 5
    someguy
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    I read your great cap’s but the show has nothing to hope for except Don he hopes he get’s out. So sad vile,selfish, ego driven fame whores.The lot of them.How does Sikie V be at work all the time and we all ways seeeing her not working. The passive puts down ,while they act’s like friends and can’t wait to talk behind someones back. truly sad people

  6. 6
    2muchbravo
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 8:54 am

    I wanna know how Slade’s so busy he can’t work out anymore. It’s not like he’s got a job.

  7. 7
    Yanksfan24
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Slade isn’t busy, he’s “over-qualified” for a career in the mortgage/lending job market. Translation: He’s lazy and he doesn’t want his wages garnished for back child support for his ill son.

  8. 8
    ohralphie
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 9:34 am

    @2muchbravo — it takes a lot of time and energy to evade child support payments. Between that and kissing Gretchens ass is it any wonder the poor man can’t keep a job or work out?

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 9:59 am

    How freaking funny was Peggy’s “muscle test”???? I cracked up how serious they were about it too!!

  10. 10
    LAC
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Another episode where Vicki drives people to drink, Tamra’s bitchiness is dwarfed only by staring at her granite forehead, Gretchen is a twit, Alexis engages in another battle of the idiots, and Peggy…well, Peggy didn’t completely annoy.Rinse, repeat…

    Jeanna coming in for a landing next episode? Yay!

  11. 11
    mere2142
    Posted April 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Vicki is such an asshole. I hope Donn finds a nice lady to treat him right. I don’t believe she needs to go away for 6 weeks to sell insurance. She is running one hell of a scam!

  12. 12
    kenzie
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    i Hope don leaves Vickie too.. but im pretty sure its vicky who filed for divorce.. that bitch. i’m excited to see Jeana in the next episode. i like peggy and found it refreshing she cant lie on the spot like some of these ladies who believe they’re own lies. I use to like Gretchen too, until she turned from a fun drunk into a mean shit stirring drunk. I just find Alexsis amusing, her bible talk and shit. They really need to search for Entertaining oc housewives who will stir up drama, Vickie needs to be let go. she’s old and uninteresting.

  13. 13
    someguy
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    What the hell is wrong with Don.What is his problem marrying/staying married to her. She is a joyless,vile women like the rest on this show. she cuts off and dumps anyone who has a different idea or does not agree with them,I think poor Don is f-up somehow.
    Jesus superior women is a mess.Tamara all about joy, is a joke, right when any of them say they are drama free and wish to be all about happyness.The next they do is joyless and soul sucking

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