Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Friday, November 30, 2012 | 1:04 am | 5 Comments
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Everyone’s mom was in town this weekend, so all the ladies were on their best behavior.  In other words, you could skip this episode if you had, like, a goldfish to gaze at.

Joanna has a heart to heart with her mom, Yolanda, during which they discuss why Joanna isn’t great at relationships.  Joanna took care of everybody so much when she was a little girl, it made her lack sensitivity, something Romain doesn’t respond to very well.  Also, her mother says, she’s evil when she drinks.  HA!

Lisa’s still failing to make a baby.  When Lenny’s judgy-wudgy momma arrives and repeatedly informs Lisa that she’ll be dying soon and would like see a grandchild before that happens, Lisa gets stressed.  And when Lisa gets stressed, Daysy gets inexplicable bruises…  Run, Daysy!  There’s help out there!

Marysol sets aside the restraining order and allows Elaine into her office for a sit-down.  Elaine is completely out to lunch, so basically Marysol just keeps apologizing until there’s no more air in the room and she passes out.  Elaine waits about 20 minutes for more apologies, but then remembers she has more wigs to buy and heads out.

Frederic’s parents, who are practically perfect (attractive, friends with Dior, impossibly French in the best possible ways), come to Miami to celebrate their 50th anniversary, so Adriana plans a party for them.  There’s much talk of when she and Frederic will finally tie the knot, but she’s still freaked out by the con-artist she married first, so who knows when she’ll be ready to take the leap again.

Karen’t ties Rodolpho to a chair, puts tools in his mouth so he can’t really talk and then starts to talk about freezing embryos.  Rodolpho says, or tries to, for the millionth time that he doesn’t want to settle down, yet, and Karen’t dies inside a little more.  It’d be sad if I believed they were really dating.

That’s about it, really, but next week is BIMINY!  And if we’re lucky, it’ll be as horrendous and frightening as any Caribbean vacation this franchise attempts.  Maybe someone’ll get deported!!!

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    Mimo
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Adriana should have found someone else to do the sexy Brazilian dance. It was very very sad. And that made me happy. I have to admit, my alergies kicked in a lot during last night’s episode. How dare the producers actually make some of these women human?

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Lea is nothing but a farking biatch.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Oh and how pissed is Lea right now knowing Lisa is selling the house Lea wanted to buy?

  4. 4
    MrsMiaWallace MrsMiaWallace
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 3:32 am

    @Mimo – thank you! When I saw her perform that lame dance I just imagined that wonderful french lady thinking to herself “wtf is my son marrying?” Adriana is so sad and desperate.

    The scene with Joanna and her mother was surprisingly touching. I feel like Joanna would have grown up to be a decent person if she had not turned out to be breathtakingly beautiful. She’s not dumb like Lisa or irrational like Adriana, but she’s turned into a bratty two year old from getting everything she wants.

    I kind of hate them all except Lea and Anna. How good was it when Anna’s daughter advised her to forgive and forget Marysol, even as Anna was trying to build up a storyline around “she didn’t stand up for me!”. Once again, children of RH are the wisest.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 11:34 am

    I know I always stick up for Adriana, but I’m pretty sure the carnaval thing was supposed to be funny.

    @MrsMiaWallace She’ s totally sad and you’re probably right about the desperate too. But she’s also like 40 something yrs old so she’s got to know she can’t dance for shit.

    My guess is she’s the only person in her family like that so she decided a long time ago to just have fun with it.

    (Not that I know anybody like that or anything)

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