Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Friday, December 7, 2012 | 2:41 am | 7 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Okay, y’all, this is gonna be a short minicap.  A) nothing much happened this episode (so disappointing) and  B) I’ve been up since 5:30 in the morning and it is now  17 hours later.  Nuff said.  Here we go!

All the girls pack for Biminy (including James, who does not go…?).

All the girls go to Biminy (excluding Adriana – she brought five suitcases, but forgot her passport).

All the girls split into two houses (Joanna, Lisa, Karen’t and… Lea? Vs. Adriana, Marysol, ALEXIA and Ana).

Karen’t and Lisa get into a fake fight over a room, and Lea decides to sit bitch and take the kids’ room (two tiny twin boat beds).

Adriana finally arrives, just in time for Alexia to whip out an article from literally who knows where describing Rodolpho’s “new relationship” with his 24-year-old co-star named… Ana!  Alexia thinks the affair is real because she trusts the writer.  Ana thinks the affair is real because it explains Karen’t’s accusations of texts from a woman named “Ana” earlier in the season that OUR Ana claims never to have sent.  Adriana thinks the affair is real because she’s not over HER husband’s infidelity, so she projects the same thing onto everyone else’s relationship.  And finally, Lea thinks the affair is real because that’s the more entertaining truth. 

All the ladies agree that confronting Karen’t with the above unsubstantiated information is the right thing to do… on vacation… when all but one of them have professed to hate Karen’t on more than one occasion. #truefriendship

Adriana and Joanna seem to make up … over alcohol… which is ironic… to say the least… I like ellipses…`

So, Karen’t’s confronted, totally defenseless and it’s super-lame because it happens at the very end of the episode after the women take 20 goddamn minutes to decide whether or not they should tell her at all.  Then they tell her, she refuses to look at the article, and the episode is OVER.  We’re left to wonder about everything until next week!  Worst.  Housewives.  Vaycay.  Ever.  If this were New York, somebody would have left already.  With a black eye… on their heart…

See you Saturday for the full recap, Gasmii!  I promise it’ll be better to read than the episode was to watch!

 

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    jp
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:52 am

    next ep better be good is all im sayin!

  2. 2
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:55 am

    I want Lea’s jewelry chest!

    Way before there were any Real Housewives I started keeping Alexis Bellino Reformed jewelry ways.

    It’s exactly the same as the Orthodox. We always wear fake. The only thing different about Reformed is we believe all fake jewelry also counts as our imaginary real stuff. So we don’t have to keep a separate safety deposit box.

  3. 3
    Catherine
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 8:11 am

    KarenT is awful but the whole thing was grimy and unnecessary. And I really like Lisa, she seems like a genuinely nice person, at the start of the season I thought she would be the worst!

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Of course James didn’t go. Marysol apologized already and James is nothing without creating drama. Where does Lea get off sticking her nose in James/Marysol business? Is this her only existence is to be a shit stirrer? That will come back to bite you Lea.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    I farking love Ana, but I am afraid if she sticks around the editors will ruin that for me.

  6. 6
    Catherine
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    @labowner I love Ana too. She’s super smart, probably the most intelligent housewife in all the franchises.

  7. 7
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    @Catherine Maybe she’ll do something super trashy enough that she’ll get renewed for season 3 anyway.

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