Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Thursday, December 13, 2012 | 10:08 pm | 3 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Well, this was a weirdo episode if I’ve ever seen one.  I say that because people behaved… maturely.  The night after the “big” “reveal,” Lea gives Karen’t whatfor for not standing up for herself in front of Alexia and company.  She advises Karen’t that La Dentista should have told Alexia to fuck off when La Bitchtista came forward with a bullshit article.  Lea doesn’t understand why Karen’t wouldn’t fight back, and Karen’t, in her infinite lack of wisdom, doesn’t understand why Lea would engage someone who SLANDERS her.  Can you see the differences between marrying a lawyer dating a Mexican soap star?

In other news, Alexia and the other woman get their asses handed to them by Elsa, who calls them out on their bullshit gossiping about Karen’t.  She shames Alexia so badly that the article in question gets flushed down the toilet, and Alexia resolves never to speak of the notscandal in question. Fucking weird, right?

Karen’t's dad has to go to the hospital, so she’s out of hot water for the week (I can say that, he’s fine), and the other ladies behave pretty admirably.  Lea and Lisa have a heart-to-heart about Lisa’s broken babymaker, and it’s super sweet.  In more awesome Lea news, she confronts Marysol about the Gala business, and when Marysol continues to refuse to admit to any wrongdoing, Lea throws up her hands and the two women make up.  It’s pretty genuine and nice to watch.  WTF? 

Oh, and Ana eats conch penis.  No exaggeration.

Tune in Saturday for the full recap of the weird lovefest that was this Housewives vacation.  I don’t know, I kinda liked it…

 

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 9:29 am

    They all wake up in full make-up? I can’t stand women like that.

    Looking forward to the full recap. I do like bouts of maturity every now and then from my housewives.

  2. 2
    Alejandra
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Hey Y’all, recap’s gonna be up Sunday instead of Saturday! Sorry – I haven’t had a day off since last Monday and my next one won’t be til the 21st. Bear with me!

  3. 3
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 10:58 am

    uh they’re on TV, and of a certain Age. i know i’d be caked on too. although i’m 20. Next season is the finale! and i just have to say, they needed to CUT down some bitches. I feel like i didn’t get to know any of them beside Joanna. They can take out Ana and in all Honesty Karent. It’s not like any celebrity clients are getting checked for cavities on her chair for any comic relief, all she brings to the table is distaste from all the women and a cheesy fake personality. Maybe add 1 new housewife if they’re willing to Ax Elaine and Alexia next season. Elaine alone is enough but i thought prior to watching i would be entertained by her instead she was mortifying, Such an insecure fame hungry never was has-been Bully. I can see why she was Edited out season 1. Anyway That’s if it get picked up. Ratings were not that successful, But critically i hear its done well.

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