Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Thursday, September 27, 2012 | 8:46 pm | 6 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

 

This episode was pretty much about the last 15 minutes  or so.  Before that, we spend some time with Lea and Lisa as they both joke about how their respective housekeepers are really just paid friends.  Isn’t that hilarious?  Marysol continues to bore the living crap out of me – some dude from some magazine is following her around for some article, and some drag queen with an inflated sense of self-importance hates her.  Ana and her boyfriend get into a fight about the fact that she’s not divorced from Robert, yet.  I know you all just choked on your mojitos reading that one. 

As for Joanna and Romain, Romain gets his citizenship this episode, and his club, Mynt, has its ten-year anniversary.  At said anniversary, Joanna gets shwasted, forces a confrontation between Marysol and the drag queen, and loses her mind over seeing Marta’s ex-boyfriend.  So all the build-up about Joanna and Romain having it out was B.S.  The “drama” is about some dude whose face we never even see because he’s smart enough to stay off reality television.  There’s about two minutes of Romain getting upset with Joanna for being a hot mess, Marta and Joanna get into it and become sister hot messes, and Romain eventually leaves, his big night ruined.  Poor, newly American, baby…

 

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Nadia
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Did anyone else catch Janelle from Big Brother talking to Joanna at Mynt?

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Nope Nadia, but will now re-watch just to see that.

  3. 3
    tvdiva
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:50 am

    It was kind of a slow episode. Lots of talk, talk, talk. And if one more person talked about how Miami nightclubs don’t last and 10 years was so special, my head was gonna explode. I think we got it.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Am I the only one that finds Roman hot? Could he be anymore disinterested when he and Joanna were in bed? I’m really starting to like Lisa and thanks to the gasmi that pointed out Karent ‘s nose. I couldn’t stop staring at it and found her profile very chimp like.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Is there a pic of Karent anywhere with her OG nose and teeth?

    Because she looks like she’d be pretty if she’d get those put back on.

  6. 6
    fancyface
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    @Nadia..I did! I thought I was seeing things so I rewound it & it was definitely her.

    @Featherhead…Umm yes lol. He’s not bad but definitely not a looker, imo. But it was probably hard to concentrate on the skank on top of him because he was texting his whore. :) He’s SO over her, lol.

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