Minicap: RHOM


Romain and Joanna manage repair their relationship.  Sort of.  Then Joanna gets a call that Romain was making out with a dancer at his club, and loses her mind.  But, they hop that hurdle, too, and though Joanna is still uncertain, they seem like they’re in a better place.

Adriana doesn’t want to go topless for an art shoot because of her son and her professional reputation.  This is the same Adriana that does a reality show.  She eventually poses.  When the painting goes on display, Lea’s a little bitchy, but it’s Karent who comes off poorly.  She tweets some photo before Adriana does, so Adriana doesn’t invite Karent to the next art event.  And talks shit about her all night long.  The other ladies, for the most part, agree that Karent’s a fucking mess, but Lisa isn’t comfortable talking about other people behind their backs.  So she takes Karent out to lunch and talks about all the other ladies behind their backs.

Also talking shit?  Lea and Elaine.  They are just full of it over Marysol, and go hog wild despite Ana’s protestations.  Ana dishes to Marysol at the first opportunity, and Marysol just wants to let it die.  Good for you, Marysol.  Does anyone know what the hell happened between Marysol and Lea?  Did they have a falling out on the show during Season 1?  Someone investigate!

And next week, everyone’s sick of Karent – yay!

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Katie
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 9:16 am

    The best that I can figure out about the breakdown in the “friendship” between Marysol and Lea is that Marysol refused to allow Elaine/James to strut his/her “stuff” at a red carpet event and this ticked Hideous Lea off.

    I’m guessing this is the “drama” that has been cooked up for this season since the first season was “drama” over who paid – or did not pay – for a ticket to an annual event that Hideous Lea threw.

    Talk about digging around down at the bottom of the barrel to ensure an outright catfight to erupt for their “reunion show”.

    This group is extremely boring both collectively and individually. Not one likable one in the cast.

  2. 2
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Thank goodness I wasn’t playing a drinking game called “beat my to the tweet” or “my Daleeee”. Holy Repetitive Screaking, Batman.

    And I know I’m not supposed to say that people of a certain race all look alike. But I can’t tell those two Spanish brunettes apart.

  3. 3
    annie Annie
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 10:22 am

    @katie, I think youre right…..it might also have do with Marysol’s handling of Kristy crashing the Gala last year…but come on….Just move on, and don’t giggle and gossip about it with Elaine a full year afterwards.
    Or Lea could just be a plain ol’ bitch (I think this might actually be the case).

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Elaine was claiming Marysol didn’t let her on the red carpet for Lea’s Black Party, but it was another event that the event holder didn’t want Elaine on their red carpet so Marysol did her job. Elaine seems like a typical attention whore who doesn’t hold a grudge.

  5. 5
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Didn’t Adriana do striptease on camera for her boyfriend last season?

  6. 6
    polk8dot
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    @sagittariuskim,
    I remember Adriana taking a pole-dancing lesson, and then actually performing the routine against the glass door in their bedroom. But she did not strip, at least not on camera.
    This time, however, she had no qualms about flashing her fake tatas all over the place. Pretty hypocritical, and hilariously shallow, considering her whole 2-hrs long spiel about being a mother, and having a son, and blah blah blah… She was soooooo full of it – she clearly could not wait to shed her bikini top, and her incredibly fake boobs were poking holes in the clouds she was soooooo ‘insecure and shy’…
    Now, what Karen_? did to her, the ‘beating-me-to-the-tweet’ scandal, that I can get behind. Karen_? was completely out of bounds, and clearly knew full well what she was doing. When Ad was again kissing the ass of the old reclusive artist, Karen_? was on her cell uploading the picture and posting some snotty tweet. She is a bitch, and I don’t blame Adriana for getting pissed about it. I’d feel the same way.
    Lea – she is disgusting, and that horrid drag queen mover-and-shaker-wannabe is her alter ego. They are both full of hate, spite and grudges held for ages. I used to think Lea was fun at the beginning of S1, but by the end I had her number. This time around, it’s as if she intentionally amplified her personality to overshadow everybody else. Considering she has no story line of her own, it is at least understandable why she’d focus so much on butting into everybody else’s. She tries to disquise her true feelings and animosity in the rune of light-hearted joking and backhanded complements. But her only motivation seems to be to hurt others, be it emotionally, socially or financially. A woman of her age should not stoop to the 3rd grade antics. What a loser she turned out to be.

  7. 7
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

    How the fuck did Bravo get Carlos Cruz-Diez to be on Real Housewives?!?

    Just to be on the safe side, I went and got extra toilet paper. In case the world’s about to end.

    If it doesn’t at least we get Mama Elsa back next week.

  8. 8
    Jason
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Most boring episode ever on any RH franchise.

    And which artist in his right mind would put that cheezy picture of Adriana on a wall and call it art? It looked like a bad ad in a Thai magazine aimed at tranny hookers.

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