Minicap: RHOM


This week was a lot of bullshit hating.  Everyone hates on Karent and she hates on everyone right back.  At Alexia’s party, Adriana confronts Karent about the fucking tweet heard ‘round the world.  Adriana manages to tell Karent what the problem is, but then Alexia butts in and things get heated.  Karent brings up Frankie, and Alexia flips the fuck out, asking Karent to leave.  Karent does so, but not before everyone sees exactly what went down.  The team divides into two camps with Lisa and Joanna on Karent’s side and everyone else on Hateful Island with Alexia and Adriana.  Yawn. 

In a storyline I care about, Joanna finds out that Romain was indeed dicking around with another girl (via text and email, apparently), and she flips out.  But Ana talks her down from the ledge, so Joanna decides to make him dinner and confront him rather than cut his balls off.  They have a frank discussion about their relationship and decide to put more effort into it.  Amazing the progress one can make when not living with an almost thirty-year-old teenager.

In other news, Elaine is an ASSHOLE to Elsa which means there’s a special circle of drag hell reserved for her, and Robert and Ana reveal they also share a business they have to divide in the divorce.  Hello complications.

Tune in tomorrow for the full recap!

P.S. Karent’s now an actress and spokesperson.  Check it out.

P.P.S.  Joanna’s a prostitute.

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Lisa was on WWHL and I decided that I really do like her – I didn’t think I would. KarenT is just sooo phoney, I could see why Andriana and Alexa went off on her.
    Super surprised about Joanna, her prices are a little high don’t ya think?

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    I forgot to add – I read that Alexis ‘s older son (Peter I think) – the one who’s a model, videotaped himself punching a homeless guy in the crotch just for shots and giggles. He’s facing charges on it. What an asshole, he said something stupid like sometimes he gives the homeless people pot or $5. What a humanitarian! Like Alexis needs this crap now with all she has going on with the younger son.

  3. 3
    Polk8dot
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I was very curious about the content of these supposed ‘cheating emails’ of Romain’s. So as Joanna was scrolling thru them, I was pausing my DVR to read the visible details.
    I sounded like the girl was participating in some sort of ‘emotional’ affair via the web, with lots of platitudes and standard idiotic comments punctuated with tons of misplaced ‘LOLs’ etc.
    But closer towards the end her texts changed the tone. She seemed to have found out that he is engaged (which apparently she did not know before). She then congratulated Romain on his happiness, complemented his ‘girlfriend’, and finally launched into him with the well deserved bitchiness. She called him a PLAYER several times, said that his behavior to her was a totally ‘PLAYER move’, and scolded him for engaging her in this twisted, electronic entanglement. She ended by saying that he should delete all her messages/emails/texts, that she will delete all of his, and that he should not contact her again like that.

    So yeah, I’m disappointed to admit I was wrong about the hot BF – he seems like a total dickhead, in light of these messages, and though they do not imply he cheated physically on Joanna, who knows where it would have gotten to had the girl not discovered his true relationship status.
    The only thing missing was some way to date the messages. As shown, they might have been 4 years old, and since there was no indication who they came from, maybe they were set up by Joanna herself, or together with Romain to add some drama to their storyline. I just CAN NOT imagine a man who is a smart businessman to be so stupid in his personal affairs, and on top leave the proof of his wrongdoing lying around for Joanna to just stumble upon. This whole storyline stinks to me.

  4. 4
    NatPatBen
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 8:23 am

    This episode made me feel for Karent. She does not seem malicious; she just tries [too] hard to fit in with the other girls. All she needs to do is turn down the knob a bit.

    The way Joanna handled the situation with Romain was not the way I would’ve handed the same situation, but I found it interesting and thought his response seemed honest.

  5. 5
    fancyface
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 8:33 am

    You don’t tell just an ‘internet flirt’ that you WILL be with her before the year is over or send pics of places where you want to bang her but to be fair they seem to be rather old

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Where did this new trailer come from? Lisa crying on Lea’s shoulder she can’t have kids? Adriana getting into it with Joanna? Elsa telling Lea to shut it?

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Whoa in the prostitute sitch.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    The Joanna as a prostitute is so old the site took down the info because it was false. A madam in NY admitted to taking her picture from a Maxim spread and used it for her website and then tried to send out women that looked similar.

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