Lisa plans her lingerie party, and calls Lea Black personally to see if the Grand Dame of Charity and Plastic Surgery will be attending. Because that’s what you do when you want someone to respect you – you crawl right on up their ass to make sure they know you’re there. Lea says she’ll try, and Lisa rolls her eyes. After a really awkward lingerie modeling session with Daysy, Lisa plans and runs around for the rest of the episode, but still manages to have time to notice that Marta is a total mooch. Ha!
Lea’s busy planning HER charity event, though I don’t know how she can manage with the Afro-Native-American dog collar she’s wearing for the first half of the episode. She has an office and everything, and Adriana, Alexia and Joanna all seem to play very important roles in the event , because they all show up to R.S.V.P. in person at the same time. They rehash what happened at the Venue Party, and everyone but Joanna and Lea hates Karen’t. Joanna because Karen’t’s not done anything to her, and Lea because Lea’s smart enough to know it’s way more fun to be on everyone’s good side.
The real dish here is that apparently Karen’t’s been quoted in some article that I can’t find anywhere saying that the women are “classless” and have “botox for brains.” Because Adriana is only able to confront someone when she has an army of people at her fingertips, she plans on bringing up the article to Karen’t at Lisa’s party. Adriana’s good at reality television, I’ll give her that.
Joanna does a photo shoot for PETA wearing a merkin, just in case there were any of you out there who still thought PETA was a legitimate/sane organization. There’s some incomprehensible stuff about Joanna being an animal rights activist and having some kind of feud with Kim Kardashian (REAL LIFE CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!!!), but the drama-rama for her comes in the form of Lea’s “good friend” Joe Francis showing up at Lisa’s party and announcing to everyone that he slept with not one, but TWO Krupa sisters! Gross.
Joanna flips out (as I would), calls him a liar, gets no defense from Romain and then gets the bad news from Marta that Joe’s statement is, unfortunately, half true. Not a good day for the Sisters Krupa, it would seem.
That’s the big party drama for this episode – next week Adriana slaps the shit out of Joanna, so it appears that everything continues downward for our pretty, pretty girl.
Oh, and everyone, including Joe Francis, hates Karen’t.
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