Minicap: RHOM

Recaps

By Alejandra | Friday, October 26, 2012 | 8:06 am | 12 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Lisa plans her lingerie party, and calls Lea Black personally to see if the Grand Dame of Charity and Plastic Surgery will be attending.  Because that’s what you do when you want someone to respect you – you crawl right on up their ass to make sure they know you’re there.  Lea says she’ll try, and Lisa rolls her eyes.  After a really awkward lingerie modeling session with Daysy, Lisa plans and runs around for the rest of the episode, but still manages to have time to notice that Marta is a total mooch.  Ha! 

Lea’s busy planning HER charity event, though I don’t know how she can manage with the Afro-Native-American dog collar she’s wearing for the first half of the episode.  She has an office and everything, and Adriana, Alexia and Joanna all seem to play very important roles in the event , because they all show up to R.S.V.P. in person at the same time.  They rehash what happened at the Venue Party, and everyone but Joanna and Lea hates Karen’t.  Joanna because Karen’t’s not done anything to her, and Lea because Lea’s smart enough to know it’s way more fun to be on everyone’s good side.

The real dish here is that apparently Karen’t’s been quoted in some article that I can’t find anywhere saying that the women are “classless” and have “botox for brains.”  Because Adriana is only able to confront someone when she has an army of people at her fingertips, she plans on bringing up the article to Karen’t at Lisa’s party.  Adriana’s good at reality television, I’ll give her that.

Joanna does a photo shoot for PETA wearing a merkin, just in case there were any of you out there who still thought PETA was a legitimate/sane organization.  There’s some incomprehensible stuff about Joanna being an animal rights activist and having some kind of feud with Kim Kardashian (REAL LIFE CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!!!), but the drama-rama for her comes in the form of Lea’s “good friend” Joe Francis showing up at Lisa’s party and announcing to everyone that he slept with not one, but TWO Krupa sisters!  Gross.

Joanna flips out (as I would), calls him a liar, gets no defense from Romain and then gets the bad news from Marta that Joe’s statement is, unfortunately, half true.  Not a good day for the Sisters Krupa, it would seem. 

That’s the big party drama for this episode – next week Adriana slaps the shit out of Joanna, so it appears that everything continues downward for our pretty, pretty girl. 

Oh, and everyone, including Joe Francis, hates Karen’t. 

See you Saturday for the full recap and check out last week’s crazy right here.  If you’d care to check out my own personal crazy, get all up in my Twitter :-)

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:35 am

    I really wanted someone to slap that stupid smile off Karent’s face, when she was running around pot stirring. And then talking about how she’s just the messenger. Nobody made her messenger. Nobody gave her any messages to pass on. And disgusting as Joe Francis is isn’t she the one who asked if he
    had sex with Joanna and Marta.

  2. 2
    cam
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Just google karent and botox for brains…I found the article right away. I think starcasm (which comes up right away in the google search) has a link to it.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:42 am

    “Just when we thought we’ve unearthed them all, we uncover yet another new cast member of the retooled Real Housewives of Miami. This one, Karent Sierra, likes to multi-task. She’s an actress, a spokesperson, a model and . . . a dentist. What she’s not is a wife, so she’ll fit right in with all the other unmarried women in the misnomer of a franchise. We met her Saturday night with her BFF and bon vivant, party animal Beau Beasley, who will also make his Bravo debut in season 2. We asked her what in her right (?) mind would have her subject herself to such a thing and she told us bluntly that she wanted to promote world peace prove to viewers that not all the women on these shows are classless fame addicts with low IQs and Botox for brains. We can count on one finger hand a few who are smarter than they appear, but smarts don’t always equal sanity. Sierra, a Colgate spokesperson with obviously very white teeth, says she has a passion for being out there in the public eye, and wants to do right by Miami. She also tells us that yes, there’s fabricated tension between her and all the other ladies who, uh, drill her on camera for, among other things, being a dentist and having a publicist. Sierra says she refuses to stoop to the level of some of the other gals–no table throwing, no screaming, no cursing. So what then? “I’ll just kill ‘em with kindness,” she says, sharpening her teeth. That, or laughing gas. Stay tuned.”

    From the Miami Herald.

  4. 4
    cam
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I distinctly recall Joe F saying to Karent “go ask her” …granted, she didn’t need to do that, but he did goad her on.

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Dang Romain…you couldn’t say ANYTHING to this guy who was disrespecting your fiancee . At the very least you could have said “Hey man just let it go.” or “Ok you’ve made you point now leave.”

  6. 6
    Terrence
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Yeah that is a good observation about Romain. Even if Romain wasn’t going to hit him, he could’ve at least said “that’s my lady you’re talking about”. But no he didn’t say a word and not because he was trying to restrain his temper as Joanna suggested, but because he simply did not care.

    Joe Francis has a surprisingly nice body by the way. For some reason I figured he’d have an unfortunate looking body but so not the case. Very hot. Although he’s still a jerk. A gentleman doesn’t bone and tell.

    I think he’s telling the truth. If not at least Marta admitted to sleeping with him. Anything to get more screen time I suppose.

  7. 7
    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:33 am

    I believed Joe the minute Joanna started screaming to anyone within earshot how she’s too hot, etc. that she would never ‘pirate up’ with someone like that. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! I really don’t care if she did or not and obviously, Romain doesn’t care either. His expression, or lack thereof, spoke volumes.

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:36 am

    OKAY if JOE FRANCIS is on this show I need to start watching. At least he has a normal nose!

  9. 9
    annie Annie
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

    ugh Joe Francis…..and was it just me, or did he seeem a lil’ gay? (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

    I was also surprised Romian didn’t do anything to Joe, what the hell? He shoulda at least pretended to defend his girl. Poor Joanna defends Marta, only to realize she had boinked Joe anyway. I really wanna believe JoJo didn’t sleep with him……who knows, I bet around that time, Joe was doing half of LA (while on drugs) so he could have gotten her mixed up with some other blonde haired girl who gave him a BJ in the movies (EEK)

    Also, the dude James / Elaine pushes into the pool is Beau from Big Brother!!!!!! So, the
    Big Brother / Miami connection keeps growing……

  10. 10
    aliens.rock
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Even though Joe is a nasty piece of work, I kinda believe him. Joanna got really mad, and there is nothing wrong with that. Most women feel shitty when someone starts their dirty laundry in public. But her reasoning was: Romain is here and we are already going through shit. We don’t need this.
    Well, you either defend your honor, or you are just pissed off because someone is telling your dirty secrets. I don’t care if she f.. .. Joe Francis. We all are desperate and stupid sometimes. He is an asshole for bringing it up, but she looks stupid for making a scene about it. Next time, Joanna, keep your cool and walk away from the dirtbag.

  11. 11
    Katie
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    I get a little distracted watching these shows when I try to figure out which cast I hate more. Then this brings me to trying to decide which fake “housewife” I hate most. Then I begin to ask myself why I bother to watch this dreck and the vicious cycle rolls on.

    Lea’s kid saying the judge and the police “lied” about his father’s “guilty as sin client”, along with Lea’s “friends” who include the freak show James/Elaine along with disgusting Joe Francis leaves no doubt who she really is. And asskisser to the rich and famous. I really loathe this woman. She sure is instilling a lot of values and respect for the law as she passes judgment on everyone around her.

    The rest are just a bunch of “kept women”, aging not too gracefully and hungering for attention. The most annoying so far is Karent with that fake smile and laugh.

    But next week Bravo hits a new low when violence erupts to the point when one woman punches another in the face. You knew it was coming sometime.

    I need to renew my library card because these shows are getting worse.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Katie, seem the only woman without a job is Lisa. The rest have discussed their careers and what they do.

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